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Girlfriend, if you are currently depressed, remember that ...

* We are the "fair sex".
 * We do not have to wear ties.
 * Sitting with legs crossed does not bring us harm.
 * If we want to master male profession - we call pioneers ...
 * And if they want to master the female professions - they are considered gay!
 * Our mind is comparable to the mind of any man, and ... but we look better.
 * If we kill someone and be able to prove that it made during the PCA - we mitigate the punishment.
 * Our brain has the same capacity as men, although we have 6 billion neurons less ... So, our neurons are more productive!
 * We can pay attention to several things at once.
 Always we know where our socks.
 * If we marry the heir to the throne - we will be queens!
 * If a man marries the heir to the throne - it is simply the husband of the Queen.
 * If we are changing - we are the victims ... If we change - they are cuckolds!
 * In the end, it is we decide how many children to have!
 * We feel like a child moves in the tummy.
 * The first word that kids say - this is my mother.
 * We always know that this child - ours.
 * Us go on maternity leave.
 * A visit to the gynecologist nicer than going to the doctor for a prostate examination.
 * We are witnessing the birth of our children.
 * We monogamous ... even if it means we have to go through different men, to find the right one!
 * Has anyone ever heard of the man, Muse, that would inspire?
 * We live longer.
 * We are more resistant to infection and is easier to endure pain.
 * We have fewer problems with the heart.
 * We will sweat less.
 * We have the advantage when it comes to the lifeboat.
 * We are more sensitive.
 * Women who live alone - eat better.
 * We have an international day devoted to us.
 * In fact, we just GREAT !!!