Two stories of college life =) Bashny.Net

Teacher mathematical analysis, a graduate of Moscow State University, a kind of self "sixties", a long, red-haired, bearded, gave a lecture at the Physics Department at the of evening. Asked rhetorically in a hall (a habit he has such):
 - What is an infinitely large sequence?
 Then turns to the board to continue the lecture. And one active "noctule" take and lyapni "popered Batko ...»:
 - This is when each subsequent member of the previous!
 Valery A. turns to the audience, slowly takes off his glasses and slowly rubbing them coolly says:
 - Women's dreams, women's dreams ...

The history of the student life of my father.
 My father studied in a group of fellow-stutterer. Stutter is not very much, but when it was necessary for the case, played along.
The boy was with a sense of humor. Next exam in higher mathematics. Disgusting even that, who knows. The exam takes kamikaze mathematics female - do not just slip through. Comes a man in the audience, gives the record book, take a ticket from the bag and takes out a loaf of bread, some canned food and knife.
He puts it all in front of a surprised woman. "This is what" - questioning - she asks, surprised.
 The guy starts to speak very strongly stammered: "B-b-b-b-b-and-lllet to-C-C-C-complicated-rail train train train train nnnny. P-p-p-p-p-on-to-to-to-to-to s-s-s-s-s-FINISH-h-h-h-chu from-t-t-ch-tvech h-chat, you p-p-p-p-horn-rr-rr-rr-goloddddaetttes. "
 Father says Auntie long laughed and put the guy "chorus."