The farther into the woods ... (crook of life beremchatyh =)))

Pregnant clothes:
 The first child - begins to walk in clothes for pregnant women as soon as the two stripes.
 The second child - wear regular clothes while she nalazit.
 The third child - Pregnant clothes, this is your usual clothes.

Preparation for childbirth: First - All pregnancy trenirueshsy breathe correctly.
 Second - Do not you train because you remember that last time nothing helped.
 Third - Prosish epiduralku the eighth month.

Baby clothing:
 First - wash, boil and lay in the closet by color.
 Second - Wash the clothes in which dark spots very much visible.
 The third - "Nothing if the boy in pink, right?»

Anxiety:
 First - As soon as he Krivit mouth, you take him in my arms.
 Second - You take your hands when his cries threaten to wake her first child.
 Third - teach first child to swing the third carriage.

Nipple:
 First - If the nipple falls, the child will not get it until it passes the boiling process.
 The second - a little water washed nipple bottle.
 The third - to wipe the nipple of her skirt and returns the child.

Pampers:
 First - I diapers every hour, regardless of need.
 The second - to change every 2-3 hours if necessary.
 The third - to change when people start complaining about the smell.

Pastime:
 First - Most of the time you look at a child watching his development.
 The second - to choose every day a little time to see to it that senior did not push / beat / choked younger.
 Third - Take time every day searching for nook in the house where you can hide from children.

A child swallows a coin:
 First - run quickly to the hospital and demand x-rays out of the lineup.
 Second - keep an eye on the poop making sure that the coins came out.
 The third - the same amount is deducted from his pocket money.