On the run

They come up to me two cops and they say, will be a witness. Damn I pulled blurt out: finally decided to register their relationship?

The tick tried to bite Vladimir Putin, but was bitten by two ticks in black.



It is said that many people in Turkey want to visit RUSSIAN to finally see where the RUSSIAN so tired, then just to relax?!?!

yyy: You undoubtedly a talented translator, but unfortunately we have to give up your services
xxx: why ???
yyy: for you have to check and edit a lot. Too loose translation you get
xxx: hmm, for example?
yyy: Well, for example, what was the title of «Number of fire up in Norway» instead of the "number of fires has increased in Norway," translated as "Norway zhzhot"?