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And to read interesting, offer aid "If you - blonde active participant in the" Open Championship of Moscow for directions under a brick. " For obvious reasons, the person and the number of participants some photo shoots were hatched.
So the situation: "Judge" threatens you a red card ...
1. Shoot eyes. If uncle in the form did not appreciate the depth of your sight or your eye color is not suitable to its form, the ...
2. Hlopaem eyelashes. If the color of the eye is not lucky, then the lashes can save. If that does not happen, then ...
3. trying to embarrass uncle. Tum can correct neck, unbutton shirt, smoothing her skirt, well, you can get Uncle blush turned his gaze to the right place. Uncle with red rozhoy usually becomes a little kinder and tries to change their location in space for closely pressed to the car becomes uncomfortable ...
4. But uncle may be the proud owner of an already red faces (as we shall see below) and such pranks can you turn smartly. Exit? Pretends Zaikov! Lower the glass to the end, and put both your front paws together on a side. This is a very convincing!
5. Uncle says he does not like animals at all, so you have to retrain sharply into an angel!
6. All! Worked! Uncle believe that you - a real angel, but he also needs to show its position and assert itself, so that it still tells you that ride "under duress" ...
Play along! Uncle will be pleased!
7. Uncle will make an important and intelligent face and show you where you will get to the next time to not have to play to the zoo again. Your job - to make a careful person and nod, nod, nod ...
8. Uncle flashed knowledge of neighborhoods, now you can thank him for such responsiveness ...
9. As a rule, uncles love the city of Yaroslavl, and believe that they are very green blue uniform ...
10. This rule applies to both sides: the most realistic pretend hose and go about his business.
But pictures of another case with the same main character. All the same faces.