A funny joke about two equally greedy buddies

Once two friends, Vasya and Petya, decided to get to the neighboring town on foot. Vasya took a bag of food with him on the road, and Petya took a bag of money. They walked, walked and made a halt, Vasya took food from the bag and offered it to his friend. He did not refuse, because he only had money with him.

Some time passed, again the friends stopped in an open field to have a snack. Kolya felt ashamed that his friend decided to share food with him again, and he suggested to him:

- Listen, buddy, let's imagine that we are not sitting in the field, but in the market. You will be the seller and I will be the buyer.

- Come on, - Vasya agreed and immediately joined the game, laying out supplies next to him: heels of apples, a large piece of bacon, a loaf of bread and a fried chicken.

Kolya came up to him and said:

- Hello. How much apples do you have?

- 20 rubles one piece!

- Wow! What about lard?

- I'll give 100 grams for 300 rubles.

- Are you crazy? Okay, but how much bread?

- 1000 rubles!

Vasya scratched his head in bewilderment.

- Kohl, well, this is not the case! Are you completely out of your mind? You ask that kind of money for lousy apples, stale bread and tasteless bacon!

- And you, dear, walk around the market, see, maybe someone will make a discount for you, - Kolya answered with a malicious smile.

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