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This guy's first trip to the subway turned into a real adventure
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From morning meal in the subway, next to me, a simple lad from the village. Apparently, in the subway for the first time. Pestering everyone with questions what the station is and where to get off. Worried that the train stopping missed. The people around him calms, explains that the train never misses a stop. And he answers:
— Yes, of course! We have drivers of minibuses also always needs to brake. But in reality it is not so! If time does not alert the driver, it necessarily will pass by. Here it is possible to contact the driver? Wanna announce your stop.
Among the passengers was a kind soul, who kindly showed the guy the button, designed specifically for communication with the engineer. The same, without thinking twice, pressed it, and said:
— Please, stop Sports.
The driver by surprise, choked, and then said:
Yes, of course I'll let you know when to get out.
The train arrives at the platform, from the radio a voice:
Up to Sports! Get ready, doors will open for 3 seconds.
The train stopped, and the driver started the countdown:
Three, two, one, go!
The doors closed and the train went on. A minute later the radio came the voice of the driver:
So, has it started?
The whole car with one voice:
— Yeah!
Passengers and jackknifed with laughter.
The website is now at Classmates! Press:
via factroom.ru
From morning meal in the subway, next to me, a simple lad from the village. Apparently, in the subway for the first time. Pestering everyone with questions what the station is and where to get off. Worried that the train stopping missed. The people around him calms, explains that the train never misses a stop. And he answers:
— Yes, of course! We have drivers of minibuses also always needs to brake. But in reality it is not so! If time does not alert the driver, it necessarily will pass by. Here it is possible to contact the driver? Wanna announce your stop.
Among the passengers was a kind soul, who kindly showed the guy the button, designed specifically for communication with the engineer. The same, without thinking twice, pressed it, and said:
— Please, stop Sports.
The driver by surprise, choked, and then said:
Yes, of course I'll let you know when to get out.
The train arrives at the platform, from the radio a voice:
Up to Sports! Get ready, doors will open for 3 seconds.
The train stopped, and the driver started the countdown:
Three, two, one, go!
The doors closed and the train went on. A minute later the radio came the voice of the driver:
So, has it started?
The whole car with one voice:
— Yeah!
Passengers and jackknifed with laughter.
The website is now at Classmates! Press:
via factroom.ru
Be careful with the words — children all remember!
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