In the subway at rush hour "mixed in a bunch of horses, people..."

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Summer, heat, rush hour, subway real crush. Going to work in the short skirt. Feel like someone starts to RUB my soft place. If it is not touched by hand, and like a soft brush. Behind hear the strict voice of the old man:

— Vasily!

Again a light touch.

— Stop it! — said the same indignant voice.

Tried to turn, but nothing happened. At the next stop left most of the passengers and I was finally able to see who's playing. I look up and sitting next to me intelligent a grandfather, on my knees holding a small briefcase, and it looks huge ginger cat.

— Basil, shame, reproachfully says grandpa. — I somehow keep myself in hand!

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