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My friend has a merc, it can be seen on his face.
Recently a friend purchased an old merc. As might be expected, the car was not without its flaws. Among all small stocks especially bothered my friend the absence of the steering wheel brand logo the same three-pointed star in the circle. My friend works in a factory. Especially for his colleagues produced the logo, chromasomal her and even helped to attach to its rightful place. And there was only one caveat: the original icon is very thin and light, while my friend on the wheel now sported a hefty all-steel emblem.
Once collided with another car, and car air bag deployed. As a result, giant shit flew him right in the forehead. The doctors sewed up and the wound quickly healed. Even scar left, only light whitish, which is almost not visible. Yet my friend blush just above the eyebrows appears a distinct white emblem of the famous car brand. Now, he tries not to be nervous, and studiously avoids use of the sauna.
via factroom.ru
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