In the military are is inspection of recruits at the eye doctor. Comes the first guy in the queue, the doctor, pointing to the table for check of sight, asks:
— So, Peter, you're the first place you see?
— Yeah, well see.
Great. And the bottom good. see?
Yes.
— So, Peter, you write in snipers! Next.
Comes second recruit.
— Well, Sidorov. The first line can you see alright? — the doctor says.
Well... it Seems to be see.
— A second?
— But the second, doctor, I have a hard time seeing.
— So, short-sightedness, you, Sidorov. Write down in a headquarters. Next!
Comes third recruit.
— Ivanov? The first row in the table, see?
— No, I can not see.
— Oh, what cunning! In exploration!
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