The anecdote about how the three inductee to the appointment with the eye doctor went

In the military are is inspection of recruits at the eye doctor. Comes the first guy in the queue, the doctor, pointing to the table for check of sight, asks:

— So, Peter, you're the first place you see?
— Yeah, well see.
Great. And the bottom good. see?
Yes.
— So, Peter, you write in snipers! Next.

Comes second recruit.

— Well, Sidorov. The first line can you see alright? — the doctor says.
Well... it Seems to be see.
— A second?
— But the second, doctor, I have a hard time seeing.
— So, short-sightedness, you, Sidorov. Write down in a headquarters. Next!

Comes third recruit.

— Ivanov? The first row in the table, see?
— No, I can not see.
— Oh, what cunning! In exploration!

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