I because of his sense of humor remained without pie

Today at work I found that forgot to bring lunch. And something you want to eat, decided to run to the nearest tent, hoping at least a pie to buy. Came, and there was a huge queue, was attached to the tail, standing. But the saleswoman was clearly in no mood to serve customers and chatted with my roommate, lazily giving cakes and counting change.

Minutes allotted for lunch, melted with terrible force, my stomach displeasure raged... it's almost my turn came, but then again the shop assistant was distracted. This time the dog, spinning next to the pot, where was the meat pies.

— Well, what are you looking at me, boy? — sasusaku with him.

The dog answered her joyous waving tail.

— You must be the pie you want, doggy?

The dog began wagging tail twice as hard.

— But do not you get a pie...

The dog looked puzzled at her and made a piteous face, but the clerk was adamant:

— Pie because money is worth, and you don't have them! — sealed it.

Here I broke down and barked:

Yes Patty the dog asks, but his brother wants to say goodbye to!

In General, we were left with the dog without lunch, but had fun at least.

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