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I think the only way to lose weight with green tea is to climb mountains and collect it.

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- Here, take this elixir, it will heal your wounds and give you a divine understanding of all things!
- But it's cognac!
- But-but! It's a magical elixir!

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Doorbell:
- Hi, are you renting an apartment?
- Yeah, $40 a day. How old are you?
- I need to pee for a minute. Keep 60 kopecks.

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- Man, I'm fat! Ugh! How disgusting!
- Honey, don't worry so much: you only have a fat ass and a little neck, don't tell yourself.
- Actually, I spilled chicken broth on myself. What did you say?!

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- Welcome to the seminar “How to earn one million rubles in one day”. Question: How much is a ticket to the seminar?
- A thousand rubles.
- How many seats are there?
- A thousand.
- Thanks, seminar's over.

via factroom.ru