Top 20 best jokes of the week on There!

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— Who we're now? she asked, bowing his head and clutching his knees — Friends or lovers?..
He stood at the window and was silent...
— Who would you like to be? "she asked again.
He replied, looking at the night sky:
Astronaut!

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Thick to be cool! Once you understand why you have no personal life. And when thin — look for causes, Gad, suffer.

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In Odessa:
— Gentlemen, how many times have I asked: if you play at funerals, then at least make a sad face. Lev M. -- it's about you in the first place! Why are you clapping his hands?
— I plates at home!

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Grandchildren to stay for a while longer, grandma turned the scale at 5 pounds ago.

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Know the difference between FIFA from pirate?
A pirate with only one leg wooden.

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— You are such a skilled professional! Company ashamed to pay you a meager salary. You're fired.

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The fight against corruption as fishing on the Discovery channel: caught, revealed, released.

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News feed of the social network.
Dasha: "I caught the bouquet at the wedding!!! Hurray!!!"
User Maksim removed the Dasha of friends.
User Sasha removed the Dasha of friends.
User Sergey has removed the Dasha of friends.

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One fly asks the other:
— Excuse me, is this chair free?

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— You're in this photo, not very successful.
I just applied the effect of "passport".

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Damn! Earphones forgot. Have to run and sing.

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— What car do you drive?
— Why are you alone in this age?

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Girls like to have achieved them. And the guys who ignore them and not notice. In short, its glue, but with contempt.

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In General, life is beautiful and amazing. Of course, I have not seen, but many heard about it and even watching movies.

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We live at the crossroads of epochs!
— What did he say?
Says, we live at the junction, and POH!

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Husband to his wife:
— Where are you going?
— To the dentist.
I'm not interested in his profession.

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Two policeman arrived at the scene of an accident. One another:
— Look, unrestrained two cars and is afraid to go out. Sober, I guess.

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