As they say in Odessa —let's have some fun

Odessa — a special city. About the unique humor and famous slang of its inhabitants were legends, write books and make movies. Even some linguists distinguish the so-called Odessa language — it's so colorful, colorful and full of unusual speech turns.

In this publication, admire the wit of Odessa and learn ironic attitude to life.

— Sarah, listen, how old are you?

— I recently went to thirty.

Oh, and jumped in the way?

Senya, I saw your mistress and have to say, Shaw is not cheating, and wild feat!

— I moved to Israel for the sake of the children, and they are still happy!
— Do you live together?
— No, they stayed in Odessa.

— I'm sorry to call so late, Samuel Markovich.
— And you are not late, Sofa, you in vain!

Fima, if you still have nothing to throw at the feet of a woman, then I beg you, at least do it don't be confused!

— You sho me making eyes?
And sho, I'm the cooperative must build?

Senya, eat soup, Schaub you were dead, you gotta get better!

— Tell, please, what station?
— The VI sho, eyes cold?! Still Odessa!

Don't want to upset you, but I'm fine!

My Carocci perfect hearing, she even can hear on my card the money comes in.

And sho, as you have your health?

... As it has me!

You sho, hurry rather than me?!

And sho you splurge without a penny?

Dialogue on the supply:
— Mila, tomatoes already good or cheaper then?



Don't do mine pregnant head!

Do not twist my Faberge!

— Oh, something your mackerel is not gold...

— Lady, you are going to it wishes to make or has to eat?

Well, still you buy, or I forget you forever?

A view of the sea and back.

I'm not such a fool as your father's children.

At the bus stop opens the door of the bus, and the potential passenger asks: "I drive to the station?"
Driver: "Drive".
The passenger of the potential into real, the door closed behind him, and the driver said: "Drive, but, alas, not with me!"

If the mother believes sho VI much eat and sleep, it is still not your mother, and the mother of your wife.





About too open dress with a plunging neckline: "Madam, you have the same heart on the court!"

— Oh, your abramchik on the face — the spitting image of dad!
— It's scary, would be healthy!

Trying to press to exit from a trolley bus during rush hour:
— Move?
— No.
— Let us change.
— What do you have?

Looking for Shevchenko Park, meet is a native of Odessa:
— We go to the Park?
— Yes! Only in a completely opposite direction!

Dialogue in Odessa tram:
— Young man, VI sho, not vyhodit?!
— I'm out.
— (With anguish) So sho W VI silent?!



Yasha, you only see what her hip song!

Man, you tolites ahead of me. You are not standing!

Dear tenants! Have a conscience, throw garbage in the neighboring yard!

Don't take me to the place where the back ends his noble name!

Oh, don't tell me, I so agree!

Close the curtains, and then a mouth and do night to night.

For the earth rests. When they buried her.

 

From a conversation in the queue:
— Do you know, Sarah, he sent me three letters!
— And you?
— Sho me? I said, "Young man, I was there more than you in the fresh air."
— Well, as Sarah in bed?
The same fit.
If you agree that I've fried eggs on your fat, I'll let you cook your meat in my soup.

The conversation with the elderly couple Peresyp:
Bora, you're mine tired of her moving jealousy!
Schaub VI so lived as false modesty!
Eat, dear guests, eat! Salmon, sausage, pork... But the caviar... for those who have no conscience!

Grandmother Sonya loved Skype.
— No, you will finally see, what a thing. And it seems we have guests, and feeding is not necessary.
Rose, how do you like my new dress?
— Sorry, Sarah, I'm in a hurry, I can't think of the scandals!
— Sarah, don't you dare to contradict me!
— Abramchik, and I don't mind. I'm silent...
Then get the opinions off your face!
I respect you, although already forgot!

 

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