10 principles of each sign of the zodiac! All to the point!

For all the variety of character types, each zodiac sign a secret set of rules and principles.

The generalized and humorous way they look:




Aries:

1. It is better not to argue with me.

2. Please do, then think about it.

3. Where others inhibit, I press the gas.

4. I will be forever young.

5. Do as I do, in fact better still do not.

6. The most difficult -. To listen to the interlocutor before the end

7. Stubbornness - not a vice

. 8. It is easy to control the situation, more difficult - their emotions

. 9. A ram - well, two ram - many

. 10. The first is not to attack. But do not let God touch me.

Taurus:

1. Do not feel sorry for the money to buy, I am sorry to bash.

2. I do not need someone else, do not touch my.

3. Thin the world better than a good quarrel.

4. Do not bother someone who is well settled.

5. Better beautiful sofa than a beautiful sunset.

6. Food - a serious thing

. 7. Tender calf sucks two queens.

8. When you go second, saving power.

9. I hate disposable lighters!

10. Taster - that's my true calling

. Gemini:

1. I am today is not the same as yesterday.

2. Who controls the situation, he owns the information.

3. One mind is good, but two is better, especially if both belong to the same person.

4. Figaro here, Figaro there.

5. The idea, as well as other products do not have to lie around.

6. A television and telephone in the house - well, but three - better

. 7. Who did not, that was late.

8. move through life, like a scooter through the water - without getting bogged down, but quickly

. 9. At the market "for the market" does not answer.

10. I like the number because the quality is not enough time.

Cancer:

1. My house - my fortress

. 2. nursed with others - this is my true calling

. 3. It would be nice to stock up on everything under the sun: and patience, and jam

. 4. Everything comes to those who wait.

5. With friends meet at home instead of in a cafe.

6. Nothing warms the soul as a kind of stuffed refrigerator.

7. It is better to dig, but decent thing to buy.

8. It's hard to live where there is no place to hide.

9. I am for my past is like a backpack.

10. Is twenty years can wear out a coat?

Leo:

1. I will lead you into the distance light.

2. Better support than receive it.

3. Pleasant manner - half the success

. 4. The sun shines Lions.

5. Beautiful plate on the door of the study is more important than a high salary.

6. I like to earn good money, and even more - to spend

. 7. The piano in the house better than the piano, even if there is no one to play on it.

8. Despite their friendly appearance, I'm the dictator soul.

9. If you do - so in a more

. 10. Why do you need the sun, if I'm with you ????

Virgo:

1. Patience and a little effort.

2. Modesty adorns not only the girl, but also a virgin.

3. Everyone lives for himself but serves others.

4. The procedure is needed everywhere: in my thoughts, and the kitchen

. 5. Show me a strictly logical that we made for each other.

6. Askew hanging shelf drives me crazy.

7. On a large scale, I am lost.

8. I find it difficult to remove the bones from a bucket of cherries.

9. The first-class lady lives in each Virgin.

10. Amanita certainly need to strike the eye, and the white fungus and so well.

Libra:

1. No partner -. As without hands

2. The most opposite - to argue

. 3. Win in agreement.

4. The principal are only fools.

5. Involve anyone into anything.

6. Beauty will save the world.

7. Everything should be done in the mood.

8. The most difficult thing - to make a choice

. 9. Not at all "and" it is necessary to put points.

10. I myself sometimes do not know why I have white or red.

Scorpio:

1. It is a pity no one to sting.

2. Each event like the sofa: it must be hidden spring

. 3. For the smile must be a serious reason.

4. You can get rid of most, but not by his own passions.

5. I sing a song of love on the battlefield.

6. Do not just survive my opinion.

7. My passion rarely go outside, like a shark rarely comes to the surface.

8. The world is lost without the knights.

9. There are still on the ground Othello!

10. I look like a cactus - my fabulous flower opens for the selected

. Sagittarius:

1. A good man should be a lot.

2. Who should I, forgive all.

3. Best vacation - round trip

. 4. The most important thing about - its scale

. 5. My ideal - Ivan Tsarevich

. 6. nevozvozhno me angry.

7. remorse - what is it ???

8. Mandatory decorates only mediocre people.

9. Worry advance silly, we shall understand by the situation.

10. It is not mandatory man simply must be mandatory.

Capricorn:

1. I'm not a sprinter, and even long-distance runner. I am a marathon runner.

2. And one soldier in the field.

3. Do not break the law - another will come down, and you get caught

. 4. For myself, I need very little. My property - it is a mirror of my success

. 5. Life is like a train, which arrives at the station on schedule.

6. It's nice to talk about distant countries, while sitting at home.

7. This Capricorn, like cognac, different shutter speeds.

8. It is worth a lifetime to climb to the top, to spit out once down.

9. I'm only young over the years.

10. I'm going - food, do not whistle, but as naedu - not lowered

. Aquarius:

1. How boring to be like the others!

2. If I come up with you, become such as I want to.

3. Prejudice - the inheritance of fools

. 4. The future is simply obliged to be perfect.

5. It is difficult to be an angel, but - should

. 6. good intentions is more important than good works.

7. In order to become an innovator, you must first forget about tradition.

8. Sex? In life there are better things to do.

9. At first, friends, family and then you ... Of course, if there is time.

10. I do not have good, no, I cheerfully.

Pisces:

1. sympathize more important than help.

2. I can not give up the alcohol like a fish to water.

3. The order came up with boring people.

4. Do not put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

5. You never know what I can promise ...

6. Work in a hurry - the same thing to swallow without chewing

. 7. Ready to understand all, but not themselves.

8. Willow bends in a storm, and the oak falls.

9. Everyone knows that I'm always busy, but few know what it is.

10. Do not put pressure on me, and then uskolznu like a fish out of hand!