Alexander Shirvindt of age. A wonderful story!

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In our age (75 years and above), you can not change anything and nothing can throw .

I quit smoking many times, but to no good it has not resulted. Returns back to this vice, is a son whom I was very afraid and obey, said: "Everything that's enough»

. And then I have put on a wonderful academic, warning that he will not accept anyone, but I know from somewhere, and ready to talk.

< I have collected the complete works of urine and drove off into the end of the road Enthusiasts.
Mansion, silence, walking bow-legged lovely ladies in plastic coats. Carpets, huge office. On the walls of gratitude letters from Napoleon, by Peter I, from Nebuchadnezzar ... and academics sitting in a gold-rimmed glasses.

- How old are you? - Says
. - Why, - I say - four will
. - We are, therefore, of the same age, I'm younger than you in a year

. When he saw my folder analyzes, he threw up his hands: "I beg you to clean." I liked it already. To look at the dossier did not. "And what do you have?" I say:

- Firstly, my knees hurt
morning. - And I, on the contrary, in the evening. What else?
-. Dyspnea
- Well, that's fine
. - I started to get tired quickly
. - Correctly. So do I. In our age, as it should be.

I calmed down. Since academician of medicine feels just like me, then what to say then? In parting, I said that I quit smoking.

He looked at me through the gold-rimmed spectacles:

- My dear, why? < At our age, you can not change anything and nothing can throw. Survive as it is.
I kissed his letters and left.

Genius! And if he read my piss ...

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