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Alexander Shirvindt that change in old age do not need
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Russian film and theater actor Alexander Shirvindt in an interview said that he had repeatedly stopped to smoke - until he met a doctor who gave him good advice.
"At our age (75 and above), you can not change anything and nothing can throw.
I quit smoking many times, but to no good it has not resulted. Returns back to this vice, is a son whom I was very afraid and obey, I said: "All that's enough"
. And then I "point" on the wonderful academic, warning that he will not accept anyone, but I know from somewhere, and ready to talk.
I have collected the complete works of urine and drove off into the end of the road enthusiasts.
Mansion, silence, walking bow-legged lovely ladies in plastic coats. Carpets, huge office. On the walls - thank-you letters from Napoleon, Peter I, Nebuchadnezzar ... and academics sitting in gold spectacles
. - How old are you? - Says
. - Why, - I say - four will
. - We are, therefore, of the same age, I'm younger than you in a year
. When he saw my folder analyzes, he waved his hands: "I beg you, remove the"
- Firstly, my knees hurt in the morning
. - And I, on the contrary, in the evening. What else?
- Shortness of breath
. - Well, that's fine
. - I started to get tired quickly
. - Correctly. So do I. In our age, as it should be.
I calmed down. Since academician of medicine feels just like me, then what to say then? < In parting, I said that I quit smoking.
He looked at me through the gold-rimmed spectacles:
- My dear, why? At our age, you can not change anything and nothing can throw. Survive as it is.
I kissed his letters and left.
Genius! And if he read my urine ... »
Alexander Shirvindt for sobesednik
Preview: satire
via satire.ru/interview.html
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