30 of the rules of survival in horror films

1. If you think you have killed the monster, never bend to it to check it.
2. Do not read the spell aloud. Even as a joke.
3. If you have a stalled car, do not go for help to a nearby empty house.
4. Do not look for the basement, especially if the electricity passed out.
5. In a crisis, one of your friends will definitely offer separate. Not worth it.
6. As a general rule, do not solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
7. Do not stand in, in, over, under, beside, or even close to the graves tombs, crypts, mausoleums and other abode of the dead.
8. If you are looking for, which publishes a suspicious noise and eventually found that it's just the cat, leave this place immediately, if the life road.
9. If appliances, including food processor, switched itself immediately to move.
10. Do not need to take or borrow from the dead.
11. If you get away from the monster, get ready to stumble or fall down at least twice (or more for females). Also remember that even if the monster moves slowly, it is still ever overtake you.
12. If your companions suddenly behave atypically, for example, makes a hissing noise, react to blood, light eyes or hair grows, flee from them as quickly as possible.
13. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some are listed below: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (God forbid you, if you know what it is), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine or Massachusetts.
14. If you are on a distant planet and found something resembling eggs, leave them alone.
15. If a member of your spacecraft found disgusting parasite on / in your body (as a result of failure of the previous rule), do not let him back to the ship. He's been any corpse.
16. If you are pursuing a hideous alien (as a result of non-compliance with the rules of the previous two), do not walk alone in search of the ship's cat.
17. When's after you something bad, remember that the most reliable car in any case will not start on the first try.
18. If you wandered into an abandoned little church for help or refuge and found a crucifix upside down, turn around and leave the room as quietly as possible.
19. People are rushing to your aid, usually die at a meeting with the monster, so do not rely on them. Moreover, be aware that in the most unexpected moment on you can tumble down their bodies.
20. In no case do nothing "on the weak."
21. If you think you have killed the monster, watch carefully for the camera. When she turned away from you, even for a second, beware.
22. Listen carefully to the sound. Most monsters have a corporate sound effect, announcing about their appearance.
23. Never crush a tent and not venturing building in the old cemeteries.
24. Ask why this house is sold so cheaply.
25. Never take the phone and do not call for help. Chances are that your phone stops working, then you will see the monster, brandishing some sharp object.
26. If you and your guy or girl decided to break away from the group and get to work, do it in a well-lit indoors and not in abandoned barns or night forest.
27. If you were to meet with the guy or girl in an abandoned barn or the forest at night and can not find where your partner, do not use the opportunity to get naked and tempting to call him / her. Just run away.
28. Skeptics are usually awful, disgusting and very painfully wrong. Better believe it.
29. Do not be a clever man. It can only hurt you.
30. If you manage to break free from the straps / shackles and run away, do not come back for their boyfriend / girlfriend. This can be very, very bad result for both of you.

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