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Favorite Quotes Ostap Bender and not only
The ice was broken, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the ice was broken.
Maybe even give you the key to the apartment where the money is?
Ostap went into the room that could be furnished only with imagination being the woodpecker.
- That's your boy?
- Boy, is it bad? Typical boy. Who can say that it's a girl, let him first cast a stone at me!
Client must be trained to think that he would have to give money. It must be morally disarm, suppress it reactionary possessive.
I'm certainly not a cherub. I do not have wings, but I fear the Criminal Code. This is my weakness.
This mental exercise, as can be seen, you greatly depleted. You stupid right before your eyes.
We have to show him some paper, otherwise he would not believe that you exist.
Financial abyss - the deepest abysses of all, it is possible to fall in a lifetime
He loved and suffered. He loved money and suffered from their lack.
Be poor is not so bad, especially with moderate education and weak of voice!
However, you can go, but we warn long arms! .. He was - "long arms" made an unfavorable impression on him.
Ostap quickly snatched it from his hands Panikovski saying:
- Do not make a meal out of the cult.
After that he ate a cucumber itself.
Monsieur, do not Mangin PA system Jour. Goeben world communication bitteetvas Kopec auf dem shtyuk ford. Post something former deputy of the State Duma.
Cold boiled eggs - food is very insipid, and a nice, cheerful person ever they will not eat.
I emerged from the Soviet authorities in the last year of serious disagreement. She wants to build socialism, but I do not want. I'm bored to build socialism.
Do not knock bald spot on the parquet
- You are not in the church, you will not be deceived.
- How much is the opium of the people?
Life, ladies and gentlemen of the jury - is a complicated thing, but, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this thing opens just like a box. It is only necessary to be able to open it. Who can not open, he lost
He was courting a typist, whose modest hips unleashed his poetic feelings.
The parade will I!
Pedestrians must love. Pedestrians constitute a large part of humanity. Not only that - the best part of it. Pedestrians have created the world.
Petrol your - our ideas.
In our vast country, ordinary vehicles used by pedestrians, for peaceful transportation of people and goods received menacing outline of a fratricidal projectile.
The sunset was pure, naive, though he drew a provincial lady long before she came to mind first, scary thoughts about men.
If you see the laughing American, it does not mean that it's ridiculous. He laughs, for the reason that the American should laugh.
You can be a sweet and clever boy, well in school, excellent pass rate of university science - and after several years regularly visiting the cinema turn into an idiot.
Rio de Janeiro - is crystal dream of my childhood, do not touch it with his paws.
There is always a man who struggled wants to speak last.
So drunk that could already do various minor miracles.
Just do not shoot the chandelier, it is superfluous.
He was courting a typist, whose modest hips unleashed his poetic feelings.
- You're pretty vulgar person, you love money more than they need.
- And you do not like money?
- I do not like.
- Why did you sixty thousand?
- The principle!
We though not Paris, but you are welcome to our hut.
Interesting you man! All you have to order. Surprisingly, with such happiness - and free!
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Maybe even give you the key to the apartment where the money is?
Ostap went into the room that could be furnished only with imagination being the woodpecker.
- That's your boy?
- Boy, is it bad? Typical boy. Who can say that it's a girl, let him first cast a stone at me!
Client must be trained to think that he would have to give money. It must be morally disarm, suppress it reactionary possessive.
I'm certainly not a cherub. I do not have wings, but I fear the Criminal Code. This is my weakness.
This mental exercise, as can be seen, you greatly depleted. You stupid right before your eyes.
We have to show him some paper, otherwise he would not believe that you exist.
Financial abyss - the deepest abysses of all, it is possible to fall in a lifetime
He loved and suffered. He loved money and suffered from their lack.
Be poor is not so bad, especially with moderate education and weak of voice!
However, you can go, but we warn long arms! .. He was - "long arms" made an unfavorable impression on him.
Ostap quickly snatched it from his hands Panikovski saying:
- Do not make a meal out of the cult.
After that he ate a cucumber itself.
Monsieur, do not Mangin PA system Jour. Goeben world communication bitteetvas Kopec auf dem shtyuk ford. Post something former deputy of the State Duma.
Cold boiled eggs - food is very insipid, and a nice, cheerful person ever they will not eat.
I emerged from the Soviet authorities in the last year of serious disagreement. She wants to build socialism, but I do not want. I'm bored to build socialism.
Do not knock bald spot on the parquet
- You are not in the church, you will not be deceived.
- How much is the opium of the people?
Life, ladies and gentlemen of the jury - is a complicated thing, but, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this thing opens just like a box. It is only necessary to be able to open it. Who can not open, he lost
He was courting a typist, whose modest hips unleashed his poetic feelings.
The parade will I!
Pedestrians must love. Pedestrians constitute a large part of humanity. Not only that - the best part of it. Pedestrians have created the world.
Petrol your - our ideas.
In our vast country, ordinary vehicles used by pedestrians, for peaceful transportation of people and goods received menacing outline of a fratricidal projectile.
The sunset was pure, naive, though he drew a provincial lady long before she came to mind first, scary thoughts about men.
If you see the laughing American, it does not mean that it's ridiculous. He laughs, for the reason that the American should laugh.
You can be a sweet and clever boy, well in school, excellent pass rate of university science - and after several years regularly visiting the cinema turn into an idiot.
Rio de Janeiro - is crystal dream of my childhood, do not touch it with his paws.
There is always a man who struggled wants to speak last.
So drunk that could already do various minor miracles.
Just do not shoot the chandelier, it is superfluous.
He was courting a typist, whose modest hips unleashed his poetic feelings.
- You're pretty vulgar person, you love money more than they need.
- And you do not like money?
- I do not like.
- Why did you sixty thousand?
- The principle!
We though not Paris, but you are welcome to our hut.
Interesting you man! All you have to order. Surprisingly, with such happiness - and free!
Source: ru.wikiquote.org