Entertainment at the pharmacy

Pharmacy was very close, the queue was long, I began to study showcases. Chose the meal and thistle oil, ointment based on propolis, and ... began to listen - heard the typical questions and answers:
 - What do you advise me cough, aches in the joints and headaches?
 - Give something of fever, cough, aches in the joints and headaches?
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 - Number of Rex, candies ...., lozenges ... antibiotics 600-1500r total.
Engage in polemics with a pharmacist in the process obtaining money from the citizens, I decided not to suddenly break local laws and traditions ... and made a little performance. So, it was my turn :)))
What do you advise me cough?
-ledentsy & quot; .... & Quot;
How much cost?
-300 Rubles
-HOW LONG? PLEASE speak louder than I have trouble hearing !!!
 - 300 rubles !!!
 - Do you have Mukaltin?
Yes
How much is?
 - 5 rubles
 - VOLUME I have trouble hearing!
 - 5 rubles !!! - Echo the news spread across the counter, turn the alert, taking pictures with all the windows moved us to a pharmacist.
 - And there are herbs with soda 7 Thermopsis them before the penny pill called?
-There !!!
How much ??
 - 1 DOLLAR !!!
-UTOCHNITE!
-1 DOLLAR !!! - Degree of conversation rose specialist all inflame the audience began to murmur ...
-MIKSTURA Pertussin?
-There!
How much?
-4-50!
-MAZI PROPOLIS?
-12 Rubles, but SHE Homeopathic
-Excellent !!!
-SHROT Thistle?
-8 Rubles
Butyric THISTLE?
-12 Rubles
As a result, I ordered: Thermopsis 3x10 tablets = 3 BR 2 mukaltin up.h10 tablets = 10 rubles propolis ointment 1 tube = 12p. Pertussin 1 vial = 4-50 meal thistle 1 package = 8 rubles (it was a few years ago the price, say, grown up)
-How Much for everything?
-37s Half
 - 37.50 is the temperature or the price?
Speak louder, PLEASE !!!
 - R & D T C A T S E L L M P U B L E Q U I T L D E C T I O P E K E K! -, Hammered nails specialist ... face was maroon stone.
 - Thank you! :), I said quietly! :)
Did not survive the first woman with a child:
-It All cough? we can write the name? Why so cheap?
-These Drugs are always worth cheap and they have been treated as a child and treated our parents!
-And Why then they are not on display?
-This Is not profitable apothecary FOR THEM TO HIM not pay extra pharmaceutical companies.
And remember, unlike European countries, we have a unique opportunity to enjoy nature pharmacy.





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