Life in the United States through the eyes of an Englishman.





Life in the United States through the eyes of an Englishman.



1. Serving sizes in catering.

They are huge.

Life in the United States through the eyes of an Englishman.

2. Everywhere American flags. EVERYWHERE.

* Patriotism is cultivated in the United States from kindergarten to the cemetery. Flags are hung not only in the state institutions, but also in private homes, banks, shops, etc.

Every sports match begins with a joint performance of the anthem of the USA, children are in school every morning start with the US Pledge of Allegiance (see. P.19). Publicly expressing dissatisfaction with the US political system, to put it mildly, is not accepted.

Life in the United States through the eyes of an Englishman.

3. The price tags in stores without sales tax.

It is not gonna break goods at the box office, the purchase amount will not know.

* In the US, each state has its own sales tax (sales tax) - 0% (Montana, Delaware) to 7, 5% (CA).

In principle, the shops would not be worth anything to point to the price list, taking into account the amount of local taxes, but most do not.

Life in the United States through the eyes of an Englishman.

4. Tipping.

It is extremely difficult to understand how much it is normal to leave "tea».

Life in the United States through the eyes of an Englishman.

5. Advertising of drugs sold by prescription only.

TV ads replete with "Ask your doctor has prescribed an antidepressant such and such!". In Britain, the doctor tells you what pills to take, and not vice versa.

Life in the United States through the eyes of an Englishman.

6. All enchanted by cars.

Life in the United States through the eyes of an Englishman.

7. A huge amount of advertising on TV during its mediocre quality.

Life in the United States through the eyes of an Englishman.

8. Cheese aerosol.

Of course, I tried it once!

Life in the United States through the eyes of an Englishman.

9. One of my friends Italian, who arrived in the United States is very tense on the manner of Americans hold a conversation with the phrase "Seriously?» (Oh, really?) He took it as a personal challenge to his point of view, and by the end of hours of conversation, he was red as a lobster, that is. k. This phrase was repeated 20 times in fact, it's just a polite expression of interest: "It is interesting to continue ...»

Life in the United States through the eyes of an Englishman.

10. Toilets are set very low and under the doors of cabins huge gaps - all perfectly clear.

You have sent a man to the moon but can not build toilets, where you can take a shit in solitude? America, this must have something to do.

Life in the United States through the eyes of an Englishman.

11. pickles.

Americans are ready to eat them with anything. There's even deep fried!

Life in the United States through the eyes of an Englishman.

12. I found a very strange attitude of Americans to American football player in college, as a real celebrity.

For their every move being watched, they have fans, they are interviewed on TV.

But damn, it's just the students involved in extracurricular activities! I do not understand.

Life in the United States through the eyes of an Englishman.

13. Go to the wrong place - a crime?

I have repeatedly crossed the road where I was comfortable - not knowing that it is illegal.

* Depending on the state, the penalty for a wrong transition road can reach $ 1,000 to the subpoena.

But if you do not jump out onto the road directly under the wheels, usually no one in the court did not drag.

In England, no punishment at all for it is not provided.

Life in the United States through the eyes of an Englishman.

14. Why does the bread in America so sweet?

Bread for sandwiches, rolls for hamburgers - sweet like a cake. But when you talk about this to the Americans, they do not understand what the problem is - they are used to such bread from his childhood.

Life in the United States through the eyes of an Englishman.

15. Soft drinks flow freely almost nothing.

In McDonalds you get for a dollar a giant cup, plus you can refill it for free and without restrictions!

Even in a restaurant if your glass is half empty Coke, a waiter will bring you a new one. At first I said, "Hey, I did not order!", Until I realized that it's free.

Life in the United States through the eyes of an Englishman.

16. Americans are very loud. But friendly.

17. In your toilets a lot of water!

Seriously, why so much?

Life in the United States through the eyes of an Englishman.

18. It is extremely careless attitude to credit card security.

On signing nobody is looking, do not ask to enter PINs.

* In the United States, as the pioneers of the plastic bank cards still prevalent cards with a magnetic strip alone, without chip (chip invented in Europe) and one much about this is not strained.

Life in the United States through the eyes of an Englishman.

19. Pledge of Allegiance US really annoying.

I know most Americans pronounce it, because they are so accustomed to the school, but if you listen - you will be at ease from the children, muttering these words.

* The text of the oath, which begins every school day at each school and kindergarten USA:

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.»

In some states, due to lawsuits from the text of the oath was removed references to God in all the remaining states in the old way.

Life in the United States through the eyes of an Englishman.

Curious thing: originally the oath uttered with "Bellamy salute" (see. Picture).

In 1942, this gesture was changed to latch arms to the heart.

Life in the United States through the eyes of an Englishman.

20. Publicity lawyers everywhere. In the style of Saul Goodman.

* Saul Goodman - character Breaking Bad, muddy lawyer promises to pull out from any railway.

The name is built on harmony with the phrase «It's all good, man» («All right, dude," "Bob Vprodyakin»)

Life in the United States through the eyes of an Englishman.