Reservations aliens from Russian firms Bashny.Net

Phrases foreigners working in Russian companies

 - Do not fool around

 - Do not pull the elastic

 - Do not pump me barrels

 - I do not want you to get lost

 - I'm sitting on a powder keg

 - Sorry, I can not say we have the zoo today (zaparka)

 - I have hair on the rack are

 - I have heard extreme ear

 - Listen to what the contract! They have to kiss our priests.

 - Let's just so that there was a stick with two ends

 - Horror, solid nervotryapki

 - Question on the hook

 - I like the bear kolapsa, as blue candy

 - You're like a cat that paw milk

 - I'll go in shorts and black bozhkonozhkah

 - And said, Let us make B

 - I need the type of rose tulips

 - All of you here close copper basin

 - Honey, can I call in any place

 - I am standing in front of the fork of the road and do not know where to go.

 - You know, you do not hold me like a fool, I understand that too.

 - She gave birth to a girl yesterday

 - I do not have time, because I have two Usha and one mouth

 - If so, then I will put the issue of cancer.

 - Look, I get to you faster than with my girlfriend

 - This is true! This is true! Black or white, but it's true!

 - Oh, hello, I'm glad to hear you, slusch, I just came back from the toilet, the water is still on the hand

 - Write! Thank you and have the honor to get into the world of your

 - What is the hut with soap? (with sweet heaven in a cottage)

 - Please, call him and tell him I'll stay on the 15 dash 16 minutes

 - I'm sitting here alone, without a friend, as an old grandfather, thrown at the dance

 - Write: we sit in full pope and ask your assistance

 - You - the business cucumber

 - You took things out of the refrigerator?

 - Last laugh enough for us

 - On another bed did not open his mouth!

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