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How to catch a taxi in different cities of the world
How to catch a taxi in Paris:
1. Stand at the road, his whole manner showing how you are late.
2. Jump in a white Peugeot drove up.
3. Fasten.
4. nothing surprised.
5. Say what you need to be at the airport after 4 minutes.
6. nothing surprised.
7. Close your eyes.
8. Open your eyes.
9. nothing surprised.
10. svyknites with the idea that your plane will move slowly.
How to catch a taxi in London:
1. Stand the road.
2. Raise your right hand.
3. Chertyhnites, remember that drive on the left in London.
4. Turn the face to the opposite side.
5. Raise your left arm.
6. Wait until the black cab.
7. Take care not to spill the tea in the hand of the driver.
8. With the advantage of name address.
9. Chino and impressively, looking surroundings in a leisurely conversation with the driver travel to the destination.
How to catch a taxi in Madrid:
1. Stand the road.
2. Raise your right hand.
3. Wait for the siesta.
4. Wait until the end of the match, "Barcelona-Real»
5. Wait until the end of bullfighting.
6. If you are still standing in the same spot, get up close to the bullfight.
7. In order to become more noticeable (for the taxi drivers, of course), put something red.
8. In a first bullfight you will understand why on foot in Spain, can move faster than a taxi.
How to catch a taxi in New York City:
1. Slowly walk along the road, without raising any of the hands.
2. Of the thousands of yellow cars standing next to you, choose the one that is closest to the end of the cork.
3. Make sure that the driving cars sitting stoned Rastafarian red-yellow-green hat and smoking a huge joint. Congratulations. you're just in New York.
4. Sit in the car.
5. Wait for the moment when the car will pass the first 20 meters and crash into a fire hydrant.
6. Exit the car in a cloud of smoke, sneezing and coughing, watching the city go down aliens, flying a giant asteroid begins erupting volcano.
7. Do not lose self-control, remember that you - Bruce Willis.
9. Go to the other side of the road.
8. Dive into the ground, go home on the subway and wait let go.
How to catch a taxi in Yakutsk:
1. Stand anywhere.
2. raise your right hand.
3. slumped to whip gave a loud click.
4. The deer started, you went.
5. Three days later, reindeer way you may be reached where they know what a taxi.
How to catch a taxi in Moscow:
1. nothing surprised.
2. Remember that in Moscow the movement can be both right-and left-handed, without any logic, at the request of an inspector, as well as "long as no one sees».
3. Raise your self-esteem.
4. Wait for the siesta, the match "Barcelona-Real", bullfighting, as well as any type of transport which stop.
5. If the wheel is dirty Volga stoned deer in red-yellow-green cap - this is normal.
6. Name the address.
7. Tell us where it is.
8. Promise to show how to drive.
9. promised to show how then go from there.
10. What amount.
11. How much is.
12. If the deer will start to be traded sharply lower arm to whip in your hand gave a loud click.
13. Take care not to spill vodka in the hands of the driver.
14. Close your eyes.
15. svyknites with the idea that it would be better you go on the subway.
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1. Stand at the road, his whole manner showing how you are late.
2. Jump in a white Peugeot drove up.
3. Fasten.
4. nothing surprised.
5. Say what you need to be at the airport after 4 minutes.
6. nothing surprised.
7. Close your eyes.
8. Open your eyes.
9. nothing surprised.
10. svyknites with the idea that your plane will move slowly.
How to catch a taxi in London:
1. Stand the road.
2. Raise your right hand.
3. Chertyhnites, remember that drive on the left in London.
4. Turn the face to the opposite side.
5. Raise your left arm.
6. Wait until the black cab.
7. Take care not to spill the tea in the hand of the driver.
8. With the advantage of name address.
9. Chino and impressively, looking surroundings in a leisurely conversation with the driver travel to the destination.
How to catch a taxi in Madrid:
1. Stand the road.
2. Raise your right hand.
3. Wait for the siesta.
4. Wait until the end of the match, "Barcelona-Real»
5. Wait until the end of bullfighting.
6. If you are still standing in the same spot, get up close to the bullfight.
7. In order to become more noticeable (for the taxi drivers, of course), put something red.
8. In a first bullfight you will understand why on foot in Spain, can move faster than a taxi.
How to catch a taxi in New York City:
1. Slowly walk along the road, without raising any of the hands.
2. Of the thousands of yellow cars standing next to you, choose the one that is closest to the end of the cork.
3. Make sure that the driving cars sitting stoned Rastafarian red-yellow-green hat and smoking a huge joint. Congratulations. you're just in New York.
4. Sit in the car.
5. Wait for the moment when the car will pass the first 20 meters and crash into a fire hydrant.
6. Exit the car in a cloud of smoke, sneezing and coughing, watching the city go down aliens, flying a giant asteroid begins erupting volcano.
7. Do not lose self-control, remember that you - Bruce Willis.
9. Go to the other side of the road.
8. Dive into the ground, go home on the subway and wait let go.
How to catch a taxi in Yakutsk:
1. Stand anywhere.
2. raise your right hand.
3. slumped to whip gave a loud click.
4. The deer started, you went.
5. Three days later, reindeer way you may be reached where they know what a taxi.
How to catch a taxi in Moscow:
1. nothing surprised.
2. Remember that in Moscow the movement can be both right-and left-handed, without any logic, at the request of an inspector, as well as "long as no one sees».
3. Raise your self-esteem.
4. Wait for the siesta, the match "Barcelona-Real", bullfighting, as well as any type of transport which stop.
5. If the wheel is dirty Volga stoned deer in red-yellow-green cap - this is normal.
6. Name the address.
7. Tell us where it is.
8. Promise to show how to drive.
9. promised to show how then go from there.
10. What amount.
11. How much is.
12. If the deer will start to be traded sharply lower arm to whip in your hand gave a loud click.
13. Take care not to spill vodka in the hands of the driver.
14. Close your eyes.
15. svyknites with the idea that it would be better you go on the subway.
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