Food: Muscovites vs Petrograders Bashny.Net

If piterets says: "In my house there is no food" - which means that he ran out of money, and it should be saved. Arriving with a suitcase eatables, shove it in the cupboards and fridge to feed himself immediately Petrograders anything bystroraspakovyvaemym, boil him soup for two weeks, hiding in remote places the package of noodles on a rainy day. If Muscovite says: "In my house there is no food" - which means that he now goes to the store or café, or order a pizza at home. If it needs to be saved from hunger fainting or even exhaustion - he says: "I have no money, bring something to eat." But usually in Petrograd there is always a strategic food reserve for several years. He keeps it in a long, narrow kitchen cupboard, called "foam". The same exact wardrobe Muscovite calls "column" and stores it in the blender, iron and cast iron pots set - and it does not occur that the food can be kept somewhere else, except the refrigerator.
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On the refrigerator in Petrograd no hope - he knows that when hard times come, they first of all disconnect the electricity, the water then, and only then stop selling food in the shops. So - it is necessary to outwit them and advance supply of cereals and biscuits.
At the weekend from Moscow gets in the car and going out of town, in a beautiful village called 'Super-mega-giga-market "," the whole world "or" Planet Food ", which buys food for the week ahead. It is thrifty, economical Muscovite neighbor approves his actions and secretly dreams of marrying his daughter (who has some discotheques in mind, I would go better for bread, whore).



Economy piterets never going to buy food for more than a day in advance. Firstly, they can turn off the electricity (and hence the fridge), without waiting for the difficult times, and all rotten and sour. Second, what if Petrograders not want to have what he bought in store, and want to, on the contrary, to go to a restaurant and there carouse (or surrender asceticism, vegetarianism and a separate food)? Third, any pre-bought food can go bad just like that, and it will have to throw out - what is there to save? Fourth, food stocking only the old Leningrad and piterets - a modern man, he - beyond that (in the box and still are 5 bags of cereal harvest in 1976!).



Café real piterets before the departure will certainly try to divert the attention of the neighbors on the table in order to secretly carry baskets of bread. Not because he had no bread, or he's so greedy. Just have to eat up the bread always, and not to leave the table to dry. A piterets today can not finish eating, but always disciplined eat up later. For example, when they shut off electricity, gas and internet. Moskvich if what and distract the attention of the neighbors on the table - then in order just to ask the phone at a waitress, waiter, the ladies at the next table, the gentleman at the bar, couple of rooms for non-smokers, the company's veterans, merry in a separate room, and so on. d.

Recipe specialties which piterets likes to regale guests is: put all that there exists in the fridge, mix, fry, sprinkle with herbs and serve. While guests eat so praising - details of the origin of each piece of food, participated in the preparation. Signature dish Muscovite is prepared in the same way: you have to gather all that there exists in the fridge, mix, fry, sprinkle with herbs and serve. When will gather all the guests, even stuck in traffic - to announce that it is cutting edge dish a unique recipe from the chef of the most fashionable restaurant in Moscow. Bon Appetit!



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