Ideal vegetable Bashny.Net

This story was posted on the Internet blogger Alexey Nikolaev.
It is not known whether all it is true.
But there is no doubt that after the education reform pursued by the authorities and decision-FZ-83 such incidents will not take long to wait ...





Preface:

Dear skeptics and just those readers who will not believe me, I'm writing to you. I do not know in terms of the Internet I show you the truth of his words, but I swear that everything written below in my article is true. All dialogues are reproduced with absolute precision and with the best possible transfer of feelings and emotions. I myself still do not believe that it happens ... The very shocked!

I'm at work has a personal assistant. It's a girl Nastya. Unlike me, Muscovite Anastasia. She was twenty-two years. She is studying in the final year of the legal institution. Next summer she write and pass the diploma "gosy." Five minutes to graduate.

I must say that works well and Nastia me almost fails. Well ... If only some little things.

Among other things, Nastya is the owner of a beautiful appearance. Height: 167-168. Weight: approximately 62-64 kg. Hair, chic - a braid to her waist. Huge green eyes. Plump lips, nice smile. The legs are long and slender. High biggest and probably the elastic chest. (Do not touch honestly) Flat tummy. Wasp waist. Well, in short, little girl, "ah!". I envy myself.

We went yesterday with Nastya to our partners. I have never been, and her daughter to call in a couple of times and offered to escort me. We traveled on the subway. And then, when we went up the escalator upstairs to the exit with Taganskaya ring, Nastya asks me my first question:

 - Oh ... And what for the underground as deep down? Uncomfortable same hard! Alexei, why dig so deep?

 - Well, you see, Nastya - I say - at the Moscow metro was originally a dual purpose. It was planned to be used as urban transport and as a bomb shelter.

Nastyusha incredulous grin.

 - Bomb Shelter? Stupidity! We are that someone is going to bomb?

 - I'll tell you more, Moscow has bombed ...

 - Who ?!

Here, to be honest, I was a little taken aback. I even thought, "makes fun!" But she was someone else's eyes-green lakes splashed the whole range of feelings. Bewilderment, resentment, distrust .... That's just the irony and sarcasm there just was not. Her facial expression as if to say: "Uncle, you are persecuting!»

 - Well ... um ... um ... - I hesitated for a moment - the Germans bombed Moscow ... In time of war. Flew their planes and dropping bombs ...

 - What !?

And, really. What for? "Senya, quickly explain to someone why Volodya shaved his mustache!" I felt like my stepfather, who at the third ten told his daughter that took her from the orphanage ... "Pa-pa-a! Am I not born-to-ah-ya-ya !!! »

Meanwhile, Nastya continued:

-They Us that wanted to destroy ?!

Well, like, yeah ... - hehe, what else do you say?

 - Bastards !!!

-Yes …. Uzhzhzh!

Peace for Nastyona inexorably turned over today his other mysterious side. We must pay tribute to her. She perceives it firmly and quickly, even made attempts to disrupt this unexplored side of the veil.

 - And that ... all the people hiding from bombings in the subway?

 - Well, not everything ... but many. Someone slept here, and someone was constantly ...

 - And in the subway bombs did not fall?

 - No ...

 - Why do they then threw the bomb?

 - I do not understand ....

 - Well, I mean, instead of useless to throw bombs, down to the subway and all shot ...

To describe my shock, I still can not. I will not even try.

 - Nastya, well, they did the Germans! They have our cards on the subway was not. And up there, turnstiles, grandmother and duty cops ... They are not here just missed!

 - Ah-ah-ah-ah ... Well, yes, of course - Anastasia seriously and soberly shook his mane.

No, it is that, believe it ?! Who asked you to joke in such a serious matter ?! It is necessary to correct the situation! And fast!

 - Nastya, I was joking! In fact, the Germans stopped our on the approaches to Moscow and did not allow them to enter the city.

Nastya face brightened.

 - Well done, our yes?

 - Yeah - I say - really !!!
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 - And what is there, in the subway, people lived?

 - Well, not really, of course, well ... wooden plank knocked together and slept on them. Nara even stood on the tracks ...

 - Did not understand ... - snapped Nastia - and as the train then walked?

 - Well, the bombing were mainly at night and people were sleeping on the tracks, and in the afternoon it was possible to remove the plank and then let the train ...

 - Nightmare! It is well, quite mad, night bombing - was indignant Nastiona - it's loud! How to sleep then? !!!

 - Well, it's the Germans, Nastya, we have the same with their time difference ...

 - That explains ...

s were on top for a long time. Bypassed Theatre "Taganka", which was for Nastya "won the Red House" and down the earthworks towards Yauza. And I still could not believe that this conversation is happening in reality. Horrible! Nastya ... In this beautiful head there is nothing at all !!! This can not be!

 - We came! - Nastia broke my painful thoughts.

 - Well, thank God!

On the way back to the subway, I tried not to affect in any serious conversation topics. But it would still again ran ...

 - At the next vacation I want to go to the Baltics - Nastya wanted.

 - And where exactly?

 - Well, somewhere to the sea ...

 - So in Lithuania, Estonia and Latvia? - Clarify the question I have.

- ???

It seems necessary to explain the essence of the issue in more detail.

Well, it is believed that the Baltics included three countries: Estonia, Lithuania, Latvia. Which of them do you want to go?

 - Class! I thought this country - Baltic!

That's how it is. One country. Country "lemon" country - "Baltic", "Land of Ozz" ... What nafig difference!

 - I go where the sea is - continued Nastya thought.

 - In all three there ...

 - Damn! Here's how now choose?

 - I do not know ...

 - Have you been to the Baltic States?

 - I Was ... In Estonia.

 - So how? Visa troublesome to register?

 - I was there even during the Soviet Union ... if we were one country.

Beside me hung puzzled pause. Nastya and even stopped behind me. Catching up, she almost shouted:

-How Is the "one country» ?!

 - All the Baltic States was part of the Soviet Union! Nastya, do you not know ?!

 - Stunned! - And could only utter Nastiona

I, meanwhile, continued to bomb her pure mind the facts:

 - Right now, you do ofigeesh! Belarus, Ukraine, Moldova, too, were part of the Soviet Union. And yet, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan. And yet, Azerbaijan, Armenia and Georgia!

 - Georgia !? It is these goats with which the war was ?!

 - They are the most ...

I have wondered. Is there a bottom in the depths of ignorance? Is there a limit on these white fields that are completely covered with the brains of my assistant? I used to think that those who say that the youth grows dull on the eyes, cool exaggerate. Yes, my Nastya, this is probably the perfect vegetable grown by the procedure Fursenko. Prototype. The prototype of the new generation of man. Yes Zadornov is even in a nightmare dream could ...

 - Well, you know, that was the Soviet Union, which then collapsed? You're still in it was born!

 - Yes, I know ... It was some of the USSR .... Then he collapsed. Well, I did not know that so much of it came off the ground ...

I do not know how many more shocking information Nastya would receive on this day, but fortunately, we dobreli to the subway, where they parted. Nastya went to the tax, and I'm in the office. I was riding the subway and looked at the people around. A lot of young people. All of them are younger than me just some ten years - twelve. Are they all the same as Nastya ?! Zero generation. Ideal vegetables ...

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