Hamburger

... In San Francisco, we were led to the proposal of the menu and the cook ordered "most acute hamburger in the world." The waiter came running and asked who would eat it. I pointed to his brother.

The waiter apologized:
- Sir, this burger is very sharp. Very, very hot. Acute island hamburger.

Armor (brother) decided that there may be as at home napizdyat not take expensive.
- Well, well - he says - Carry.
- Sir, I'm sorry, but the burger is very sharp. The most acute in the world.

Armor reiterated that he understood and accepted.

The waiter ran off briefly and returned with a receipt that and forced to sign. It was reported that my brother knows that a hamburger is very sharp and takes full responsibility for this eating hamburger over.

Armour has signed and honestly ate a hamburger.

After the waiter approached several times and said that my brother is a tough guy, he's got an egg and in general a real soldier. I strongly brother at the moment proud. Armor only nodded and did not say anything to him.

He did nothing to no one else in the day he said. He spoke only on the following morning, with the words "fucked up, some acute».

This is what I am. Believe people.
via xkstech





Source: