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Tyzhfotograf
There is a profession "tyzhfotograf»
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often on the set literally shoved into the hands of what be a bar of soap or a phone and say:
s take a picture of our
I do not even know where there's shutter button, say
- I do not know how to use it
make round eyes
Well "tyzhfotograf»
Hence the conclusion 1
"Tyzhfotograf" removes perfectly all that comes handy ph phone or matchbox
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or call a friend says
Listen to me here to do advertising, banner, flyers, background replace
I answer
-You need a designer
Well "tyzhfotograf»
s that?
Well photoshop possess the
Pin 2 "tyzhfotograf" also designer and creatives and sloganosochinitel [next]
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or is required to once a month asking
s advise what camera to buy?
I start asking
-And what and for what there is a good entry-level SLR optics can choose
yes no simpler us something
-tuples have good without reflex and so forth ...
Yeah, we do not quite simply, we here at the store, we were advised the seller a little red casio 12 megapixels is good?
-hz I do not understand in the soap dish in the more there are a lot of different
Well "tyzhfotograf»
Pin 3 "tyzhfotograf" knows absolutely all cameras and all their specifications, even if they released yesterday and is able to distinguish them by color and shape of the body
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or write
-We have professional photos you can handle and do book
-is necessary to look at the quality of
(proudly) -Professional
-oke Throw a couple of photos need to look
and there is a guard overexposure, outside the diaphragm 11 and the terrible soap and half in blue toning in ekzif climb there for 5 d Mark 2+ whale campaign.
yet without this blue there?
is the already processed
bw either speak or remain blue
s like this can not be done here (link to my wedding)
-it had to do with the shooting right now late
Well "tyzhfotograf" are treated as their
Pin 4 "tyzhfotograf" things can then draw a picture in Photoshop bokeh color sharpness is all done and then when shooting without a difference like that shot
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or even where ever you go on a weekday call
-Hey
-Hey
-How are you?
yes ok
yet where are you right now?
yes that's food (blah blah blah)
- And you have a camera down there with him and then I need to facade and interior of the building can otschelkat zaedesh
O_o
Pin 5 course'll pick "tyzhfotograf" never parted with the camera even sleeps with him
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And please call type
s where a button in Photoshop background change
or about Vidic morning calls
th for the cover photo on one another and put the edges soften
and awake straight on the buttons trying to remember that then you have to press and how else to explain over the phone looks like a layer mask icon
Pin 6 at "tyzhfotografa" Photoshop is loaded into the brain and any dumbest question he can answer
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or invite you to come on holiday
and they
yet you did not take the camera down?
-No I'll come to rest
yet who else will we take pictures?
pin 7 "tyzhfotografy" does not like to rest in principle
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in contact with a young lady writes
-Hi)) Hello)) I advised John Doe you need a photographer who could make a charitable shooting for advertising fur salon))) advertising will be hanging around the city. How do you offer?
I answer
-Hi) Charity - rendering disinterested assistance to those in need. (From Wikipedia) Fur Salon in any way to the poor or needy, I can not carry
she has read the sales response is not my
-otboy)))) found))
and then read the answers
-kosyak RA rather than interior
pin 8 "tyzhfotografy" great workaholics willing to work then to enjoy his work on city billboards
proof
Source:
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often on the set literally shoved into the hands of what be a bar of soap or a phone and say:
s take a picture of our
I do not even know where there's shutter button, say
- I do not know how to use it
make round eyes
Well "tyzhfotograf»
Hence the conclusion 1
"Tyzhfotograf" removes perfectly all that comes handy ph phone or matchbox
___________________
or call a friend says
Listen to me here to do advertising, banner, flyers, background replace
I answer
-You need a designer
Well "tyzhfotograf»
s that?
Well photoshop possess the
Pin 2 "tyzhfotograf" also designer and creatives and sloganosochinitel [next]
___________________
or is required to once a month asking
s advise what camera to buy?
I start asking
-And what and for what there is a good entry-level SLR optics can choose
yes no simpler us something
-tuples have good without reflex and so forth ...
Yeah, we do not quite simply, we here at the store, we were advised the seller a little red casio 12 megapixels is good?
-hz I do not understand in the soap dish in the more there are a lot of different
Well "tyzhfotograf»
Pin 3 "tyzhfotograf" knows absolutely all cameras and all their specifications, even if they released yesterday and is able to distinguish them by color and shape of the body
____________________
or write
-We have professional photos you can handle and do book
-is necessary to look at the quality of
(proudly) -Professional
-oke Throw a couple of photos need to look
and there is a guard overexposure, outside the diaphragm 11 and the terrible soap and half in blue toning in ekzif climb there for 5 d Mark 2+ whale campaign.
yet without this blue there?
is the already processed
bw either speak or remain blue
s like this can not be done here (link to my wedding)
-it had to do with the shooting right now late
Well "tyzhfotograf" are treated as their
Pin 4 "tyzhfotograf" things can then draw a picture in Photoshop bokeh color sharpness is all done and then when shooting without a difference like that shot
___________________
or even where ever you go on a weekday call
-Hey
-Hey
-How are you?
yes ok
yet where are you right now?
yes that's food (blah blah blah)
- And you have a camera down there with him and then I need to facade and interior of the building can otschelkat zaedesh
O_o
Pin 5 course'll pick "tyzhfotograf" never parted with the camera even sleeps with him
_____________________
And please call type
s where a button in Photoshop background change
or about Vidic morning calls
th for the cover photo on one another and put the edges soften
and awake straight on the buttons trying to remember that then you have to press and how else to explain over the phone looks like a layer mask icon
Pin 6 at "tyzhfotografa" Photoshop is loaded into the brain and any dumbest question he can answer
_______________________
or invite you to come on holiday
and they
yet you did not take the camera down?
-No I'll come to rest
yet who else will we take pictures?
pin 7 "tyzhfotografy" does not like to rest in principle
_________________________
in contact with a young lady writes
-Hi)) Hello)) I advised John Doe you need a photographer who could make a charitable shooting for advertising fur salon))) advertising will be hanging around the city. How do you offer?
I answer
-Hi) Charity - rendering disinterested assistance to those in need. (From Wikipedia) Fur Salon in any way to the poor or needy, I can not carry
she has read the sales response is not my
-otboy)))) found))
and then read the answers
-kosyak RA rather than interior
pin 8 "tyzhfotografy" great workaholics willing to work then to enjoy his work on city billboards
proof
Source: