Myths about men

1. Men - the stronger sex
Well, this is how you look ...
In ancient Sparta, the weak and the politically incorrect ugly boys thrown into the abyss. Centuries passed, and weak boys took revenge. Now, in order to get "mammoth" do not even need to get up from the chair, and with the enemy, you can find out by simply pressing the button. Progress forms the gelatinous creatures. Muscles become increasingly perform a decorative function, and come to naught. And if you had lost somewhere, somewhere, will arrive. Arriving in women was because they decided to try it - and what it is to lift the barbell weighing 150 kg and throw an opponent off his feet by a sudden uppercut? And they, hell, I liked it!

2. Men drive cars better than women
Rather, it is better and cooler (crazy!)
Men driving a car - not just moving from point A to point B. The car - this is a modern muscle Adam. And on the road, but rather on a trail in these jungles, a man feels strong and fast as the jaguar (if it is in sports car) or large and powerful as the rhinoceros (if it is in a jeep). Men assert themselves on the roadway, sneezing in the rules, and for women it's just a ride. Careful driving. Although they are increasingly pulling someone to overtake and cut. 3. Do not Cry Macho
Mean?
A scratch on your favorite car? It is, in your opinion, a trifle? A victory over the Dutch team of Russia? A long-forgotten and found a stash with a hangover? How can you help it?
In general, every macho knows navernuvshaya eyes while watching the "soap opera" buying as salaries, men women battling tears on the spot. And a sin not to use it.

4. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach
Bullshit!
It's like saying, if the best wife - a cookbook. And for cooks in this case should run oligarchs with wedding rings and hands shaking with excitement. The phrase about the stomach - just a beautiful phrase, for all its physiological. And to a man's heart can be reached much faster. This will tell you any surgeon.

5. Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Cine stamp!
According to brunettes and there, and the thing is that blondes are stupid, as a laxative in the fight against cellulite. Against the background of blondes, consider brown-haired men, of course, regard themselves as clever as Fedor Dvinyatin. Therefore choose the blonde dummy, concluded red. And men gleefully rubbing their hands - they will comfort all - brunettes, brown-haired women, red, and offended companions blondes! What is not a bright future!

6. Men do not like shopping
One hundred pounds!
Well, as a beast of burden loves shopping? What is a camel stand to be three o'clock drove the cabins, and then asking: "I'm not fat in this dress?". But if shopping including the purchase of new blankets, saddles and wineskins - it would be nice to everyone camel.

7. Men do not gossip
It's all in the terminology ...
If over a glass of vodka a man tells you that his best friend is stealing away the insoles, and the chief of sleeping with his secretary, accountant and watchman - is considered to be a friendly chat. And if a girl tells her friend on the phone that her ex-husband stole insole, and the chief accountant and a sleeping guard - is what is called gossip in all the dictionaries of the Russian language.

8. Men maloemotsionalny
Well, what ?!
And who under the guise of nurses and teachers instilled in kindergartens and schools, "Do not roar, you're a boy!", "Be patient, be a man!"? And nurture of besshtannogo toddler iron man, the woman then quite frankly surprised: "Why did you not touched by this kitten? He Musik! ».

9. The main thing for the man - bed
Rare stuff!
The main thing - to understand the vulnerable thin female soul. This will tell every man, especially when foaming glasses of champagne on the table lit candles in columns sax sounds, and before bed, just two steps.

10. It is possible to live without men
And then why live?
For those who pluck eyebrows, diet and unscrew legs in high heels? What these self-torture? Those who appreciate and admire? Who would understand and console? Only they - men such-syakie battle stars. And it's definitely not a myth.