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I was honest
Saint Peter, sacristan at the threshold to paradise:
-You Who was on the ground?
The deceased:
-Futbolnym Judge!
Saint Peter:
-Can Do you all there to sell!
No, I was honest! In the final match of the Russia-France played in the Russian field, a minute before the whistle when the score was 2: 2, I appointed a penalty in the gates of Russia!
Saint Peter:
-What Do not remember such a long time ... And it was?
The deceased:
-Five Minutes ago ...
-You Who was on the ground?
The deceased:
-Futbolnym Judge!
Saint Peter:
-Can Do you all there to sell!
No, I was honest! In the final match of the Russia-France played in the Russian field, a minute before the whistle when the score was 2: 2, I appointed a penalty in the gates of Russia!
Saint Peter:
-What Do not remember such a long time ... And it was?
The deceased:
-Five Minutes ago ...
