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Modern automobile proverbs

Smashed good - Ride the subway.
Not a sucker who stalled at a traffic light, and the woodpecker, who backed ago.
On other people's garages are not engine humming.
What sober ditch drunk highway.
The girls have wheelbarrows and do not knock the valve, and who delves in the car - in fact, and crumbles.
Tacked on late in the day when all around the House.
There was sadness - tanks pumped as exploded - garage overturned.
I thought that Fedot dusk, and it opens the hood.

MODERN proverbs normal office
LANGUAGE
Krasna secretary is not that pretty, but the fact that the fax cope
One manager who duree card more colorful
Hachalnik that Tamagotchi - Oret when he wants
Not back the loan - Think mug bit
Not the rich who wind the price, and those who deal scrolls
Hastoyaschego accountant does not put the proceeds of the bra
Lech was steep, and thrown like Lohan
Red meat cutlets and reception - secretary
Hauchitsya big business - Not kozyulki pull from his nose
Not have a hundred percent, but one hundred customers
No more shame than the miser advertising