True Internet user

This Internet user so accustomed to using anonymous access any service that even his girlfriend calls through the switchboard Alcoholics Anonymous.

This Internet user never specifies its present data in different questionnaires. Even in the tax return, he writes that his name is Vasya Pupkin, he works at Microsoft and lives in Papua - New Guinea.

Click on the button in the elevator, this Internet user is always waiting with a shudder that he needed a new floor will be thrown out the window.

After receiving a birthday gift book, a real Internet user for a long time I wondered why index.html it is not on the first and on the last page.

In the music store real Internet user always asks how many of his friends, he must bring to get "out this sidyuchok" for free.

Buying the same, say, the cat flea shampoo, this Internet user strives for a long time with the seller on the 30-day trial.

In general, in the television of the Internet users the most annoying thing is that he does not know how many more people are now watching this channel along with it.

Make fun in a company of the computer photo in the toilet, this Internet user unnoticed carefully examine its retention mechanism on the keyboard to the toilet tank.

This Internet user loves stories from the life of the aristocracy of the XIX century, when all the affairs of each other obligatory return visits and are always painted in this book for guests.

If the Internet user provides a real message of congratulations to his grandmother in his native city Verhnepupinsk, he always asks the postal workers considered whether the smiley for a single word.

Everyone has heard the jokes and funny stories the real Internet user immediately evaluates the five-point rating system.

This Internet user always are assessing the approximate CTR of billboards on the street.

Summons to the military enlistment office real Internet user considers spam and long brawl on the matter with the old lady-postman.

Sleep at night a real Internet user believes vain ruined youth.

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