Harmony about programmers

What distinguishes finished programmer from simple user?
The user thinks that a kilobyte 1000 bytes,
and Programmer thinks that in kilometer 1024 meters.

Shop for ppodazhe komp'yute.p. Ppodavets podbipaet rich, but do not understand komyutepah lady:
 - Well then, I'll podobpal hard drive better ...
 - Better - it harder?

If your child's preoccupation with computer games is causing your anxiety, try to attach it to a more serious and health of workers: map, wine, girls.

Met Internet user with the girl walked, he asks:
 - How can we meet again?
She gave him a piece of paper and wrote the phone went.
He looks at the paper, "On ICQ does not seem to IP ... also ...»

Comes the programmer to the optometrist. One of its seats in front of the table, takes a pointer:
 - Read!
 - ... Doctor, you have something that is not encoded!

There are two programmers. First:
 - Hey, where did you get such a cool big?
 - Do not believe it. Sitting on the banks yesterday, ponder a new program, then pulls me such a beautiful girl on a bicycle, he disclaims all and said, "Take whatever you want." Well, I picked up the bike, and I fuck her clothes?