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When I do work for a long time - I'm slow!
When the boss - he squeamish!

When I'm not doing my job - I'm lazy!
When the boss - he was too busy!

When I do something for sobsno initiative - you * I happen!
When the boss - he proactive!

When I praise his boss - I lick x * ny!
When the boss praises his boss - he works!

When I do a good four-thread - never mind the boss!
When I do bad - boss never forgets!

When I'm not in the office - I stagger somewhere!
When the boss is not - he was in a meeting!

When I'm wrong - I'm brainless moron!
When the chef - he is also a man!