Funny adventures of Uncle Mitya Bashny.Net

The story begins with the fact that in one of the houses on the water was gone Goleschihinskomu alley. As befits workers arrived, the excavator dug a two-meter hole, the pipe searched but did not find. Hardworking together looked into the pit, sorry, they spat and decided to engage with archeology until the morning. On the same day, returning home late in the evening, and Uncle Mitya contrived to fall into this pit ... Once downstairs, Uncle Mitya wanted to get out into the wild in the pampas, but failed. Uncle Mitya began to shout loudly that supposed to scream when falling into a pit. You know all these words, I will not list them.
From the sounds of native speech woke the neighbors, went to the balcony, they all wanted to know the source of the broadcast. The living entity which has got in a hole, always a lively interest among their brethren. Anyone curious about how it will get out from there. If the creature can still matter, from the show only wins.
Then he came out of the house Uncle Borya, extended a helping hand to the sufferer. Uncle Mitya pulled him by the hand and dropped down on yourself. Both cried a duet, though a bit out of place. Uncle Mitya vinyl Uncle Borya in instability. Uncle Borya also found some arguments very convincing, mainly refers to the genetic inferiority Uncle Mitya. Then they somehow found a common language, hoisted one another, and little by little, both to the surface of the planet. Spectators in the balconies, expect more drama glow, went disappointed.
The next day, towards evening, the workers returned to the excavator. It turned out that yesterday digging in the wrong place, it became clear why they found nothing. Pit dug in the yard and dug a new one, this time from the street. Already at a depth of one and a half meters of steel to meet the signs of civilization buried, in particular the telephone cable. Cable has fallen victim to the excavation before it had time to notice.
After a brief discussion, it was decided to stay there and leave. It was evening, and complex decisions are best taken with a fresh mind.
You guessed it, right? Late at night, Uncle Mitya walked home.





He remembered that in the yard of the earth's crust two-meter hole gapes, and decided to get around the house on the other side. In the morning, when he left the house, the pit was still in the yard and on the street there was no pit. Uncle Mitya did not know that in the absence of the workers came and changed pit locations.
He fell down into the pit and found a torn phone cord. If someone does not know at the time of the call on the telephone line voltage is 110 volts, therein lies the answer to the mystery why communicators do not like wires teeth cleaned. Uncle Mitya felt in the fall of the cable by hand. Coincidentally, just at that moment someone tried to call the house number 3 on Goleschihinskomu alley. The cable has been damaged to the telephone call is not reached. The call took Uncle Mitya.
Once upon a time Uncle Mitya was educated electrician in a vocational school, where he was told what to do if a short-circuit a man with electricity. Now, he received education in handy. Uncle Mitya make sounds merging man with an excited telephone. This time he did not need help Uncle Borya, to get out of the pit. Having cheerfulness, Uncle Mitya one jump won a convincing victory over gravity. In the previous hole, he was much more comfortable.
Once outside the pit, Uncle Mitya put on a flowery archaeologists curse that Tutankhamun died of envy again. All the way forward to the apartment Uncle Mitya did, one hand on the wall, feet probing the soil ahead. Even at the entrance, just in case he checked to touch each step. He has nothing was certain.
The next morning, just after lunch, the house number 3 on the back alley Goleschihinskomu workers. They wanted to fill a hole yesterday, but there were angered signalers with the local telephone exchange. Very angry. There was a conflict, signalers offered workers seek their pipes elsewhere, far away from the fallopian.
Work so far away they did not simply dug another hole, five meters to the left of the previous one. At this time, there were pipes. The workers were happy, very enthusiastic, and dug a trench, a long, like a good boa. The trench crossed the sidewalk and even captured a little roadway. For the convenience of pedestrians across the bridge she was transferred three boards. Below the boards, lapped the White Sea Canal.
As usual, the late Uncle Mitya walked home.
In fact, everyday electrician ending six-zero-zero after six Uncle Mitya free as Angela Davis. But it so happened that on Monday Uncle Mitya given salary. Electricians also a human being, he is weak. He can not resist the temptation to buy a half-liter, and to use it in utero. So Uncle Mitya was returning home late.



Was witches hour, the moon shone in the sky, and in the moonlight just before Uncle Mitya suddenly appeared trench.
If this had happened the day before, he did not hesitate to fall into it. But today, all the senses are sharpened Uncle Mitya, he knew about the treachery trubokopateley and was mentally prepared to the trenches. Uncle Mitya passed by graceful bridges, Miss Universe on the catwalk, but unshaven and fumes. Once on the other side of the podium, Uncle Mitya exclaimed:
- Ha! Ate, shrews?
When the wise King Solomon said: "Pride goes before a fall," he was referring specifically Uncle Mitya. Blinded by pride, Uncle Mitya took a few steps and fell into the pit with a telephone cable.
Just a few seconds of this adventure he found the whole house. Falling Uncle Mitya broke in a fragile place, and put all your screaming expression on what is capable forty electrician.
On the balcony came intrigued neighbors. By separate sounds and phrases they managed to establish what was going on, someone called an ambulance. While she went to Goleschihinskomu lane, Uncle Mitya had enriched Russian language six new verbal adjectives and decline the word "pit" eleven different ways.
Arrived doctor shined lights in the pit, was amazed how low a man can fall. Uncle Mitya was removed from the pit and beautifully drawn up in plaster.
The next two months Uncle Mitya its white rounded shapes resembled porcelain CIMS. The first week he desperately wanted a drink, rest of the time he spent dreaming scratch. Under plaster Uncle Mitya merged to fame when he was taken out to the outside, he immediately went out and bought a half-liter. Accumulated a lot of cases, he sought to make up for.
A week later at number 7 on the Goleschihinskomu Lane also lost water.
Came excavator sought pipe.
I did not find ...



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