What is the difference between man and woman

If a woman works - is its merit.
If a man works - it is his first duty.

If a man does not work, it is a rag.
If the woman does not work, she exhausted domestic work and does not get a single drop of her gratitude.

A woman who takes leave to care for a child - the mother, and has every right to do.
The man who takes a leave to care for a child - a rag, and nothing else is not able.

If a woman does not pay for itself in a restaurant, so she agreed to her treated.
If a man does not pay for itself in a restaurant, it is a rag and a gigolo.

If a woman does not want to have sex, then she had a headache.
If a man does not want to have sex, it is a soulless bastard.

If a woman looks after himself, it is a real woman.
If a man looks after himself, so he is a fagot.

If a girl playing with the boys, it is well done.
If the boy is playing with the girls, it will grow with a cloth.

However, do not forget about the fact that:

If a man needs order, he is a man that is necessary.
If a woman requires discipline - she unmet bitch.

If a man does not like a woman, it is his personal opinion.
If a woman does not like a woman, it is usually women envy.

If a man does not like a man, it is his personal opinion.
If a woman does not like a man, then she wants it, and he did - no.

If a man has achieved a promotion, he deserved it.
If a woman has advanced the service, then had to go through a lot of beds.

If a man has written a brilliant novel, it is recognized genius.
If a woman wrote a brilliant novel, then, firstly, it was a long time, and secondly, for her, wrote her husband.

If a man flirts with a woman, it means he likes her.
If a woman flirts with a man, she lost all shame.

If a man says that he has something to say.
If a woman says that she wants to talk.

If a man drinks, he has the right to relax a little bit sometimes.
If a woman drinks, she alcoholic.

If the man is dissatisfied with subordinates, so they made mistakes.
If a woman is unhappy subordinates, then her premenstrual syndrome.