Princess no cocoa. They have all the shit in the nature of the leaves.

When my wife told her husband that she had bought new boots: leather, brown and with a buckle, and he had no idea that their three pairs!

The person who figure out how to beat the people face over the Internet will become the richest man in history ...

When I try to hug a person, I shout: "Do not hit me».

I decided to make a romantic girl. Fill the bathtub with champagne, three minutes turned away - a half-bath is not, it is in the wood!

Kid and Carlsberg

My dark circles under the eyes more than the system * ki. Holidays ...

Tale about January, which could not.

I do not understand the phrase: "I'm tired as a dog." My dog ​​sleeps, eats and walks. I'd have to kind of life did not give up.

When I see couples names carved on trees, I do not think it's cute. I think it is very strange that people take on a date knife.

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