Remedy for depression

You have depression?
Stand in a bath, put on the head of tights. Foot pantyhose tie up knots on ropes for drying clothes. Now you - trolley!
If at the same time put on your skis, you become a tram.
And if you put on your skis and type in your bath water, you - the river tram.
And if in a water bath to drop complimentary hair dryer, you - the train in the rain.
And if you turn off the light in the bathroom and put on a headlamp flashlight, you - the underground.
And if you add in the water a couple of liters of kerosene, you get the plane.
If the water you have left complimentary hair dryer - all pipets, you - the rocket ...
Have a nice day!