100% Ukrainian, according to Dima Kiselev

I am from Ukraine and that's how my day goes.
8:00 - Breakfast of bacon.
9:00 - I sit on the subway and go to the US Embassy for the money.
10:00 - I'm going to the Maidan free to devour and mold in the building of the city administration.
11:00 - snoshu statue of Lenin.
12:00 - engaged in promiscuous homosexual relations that step brings me closer to Europe.
13:00 - beaten Russian-speaking women and children.
14:00 - spread a mat and pray for a monument to Bandar.
15:00 - run around the city and draw swastikas.
16:00 - I picked up the chain and go whip her defenseless groups eagle.
17:00 - the anthem of the United States.
18:00 - I'm going to the Russian embassy and steal their WiFi.
19:00 - stealing Russian gas.
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