Kinolyapy about Russian

Random oversight, lack of budget or just pure laziness? Whatever it was, a selection kinolyapy where Americans distort Russian words and letters, is really impressive. Even very.

1. Of course tops the list of the frame of the famous film "The Bourne Identity." Simple Russian guy Aschf Lshtshfum.




2. Driver's license from the Tom Hanks movie "Terminal" in the name of Gulin Gulnara. Even the Belarusian model. Probably someone from the diaspora advised.


3. "From Russia with Love." James Bond has two options interact with the door or "Dergat" or "Dikhan."


4. "Independence Day." Severe Fznamznon cloud will cover just about Novosyoyrsk.


5. Max Payne almost bought "uetyre coats».


6. "Get Smart": guess the password, click "OK" and get "Access donation" to the Russian secret information.


7. Store bakery products "bread in ovens».


8. The film "Fantastic Four" pleased ship called "head toe." Not surprisingly, it no one wanted to go to work. You never know what ...


9. The film "Simon," meaning of the text is simply not important ...


10. The computer successfully hacked, and offers database of critical data, "dining room table", "area rug" and "steel toe shoes».


11. Images from the crime thriller "Hitman". Russian secret service - the worst in the world, its employees attend special earflaps, and working in ...


12. Scene from the popular family comedy "Police Academy." Pay attention to the inscription on a red phone booth.


13. Scene from the detective, "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow." Newspapers in the USSR do not have to have a meaningful text, because the whole population "Sovetskoy Russian" bears, and they do not need newspapers.


14. Among the inhabitants of America a long time ago there was a weird myth that FSU walk the streets bears in caps, drink vodka and circus ride bikes with balalaika in his hands.
This myth is very well shown in the famous animated series Family Guy.
Of course this is a bit exaggerated, but none menie, this proves the absurdity of how all the same bad Americans know Russian.


Americans - bravo, and you - thank you!