As the CEO of this organization, I have to admit the fact that Barack Obama - President and taxes and other deductions increased simply epic. In order to compensate for this increase, we need to raise prices by at least 10%. But right now we can not do this because of too bleak economic situation, so we will have to lay off 60 employees. This really bother me, because I really think all of you and your family have no idea how to make a choice. So here is what I did: I went through our parking lot, found 60 cars with a sticker "For Obama!" And decided that it was the owners of these cars should leave us. I just do not know a more equitable solution to this problem. They voted for change ... So I gave them their. With the rest I'll see you at the annual picnic.