The history of the rise of Christianity to a retired employee of the party

Mother-in-law, I, an old Bolshevik-Leninist, old age
Interested biblical story:
"- So what does that mean? They were there all the Jews?
- Yes.
- And Christ was a Jew?
- And he did.
- And then Orthodox cares about these Jewish showdown?
I tried to retell her new covenant in understandable terms.
- Picture this, was the Roman Empire, like the Soviet Union.
- It is clear.
- And it was the Federal Republic of Judea.
- Well, that's already a human being.
- It was the first secretary, in their language priest, Anna, as
it should be local. And he was the deputy to orgpartrabote - Caiaphas. A
Second Secretary, as expected, was the center, called the procurator.
- This Pontius Pilate who? And they could not immediately humanly
write! Well?
- Well, now, they have been a big party Passover. All prepared,
there reporting meetings, gala reports, as usual. And then suddenly
arrives on a donkey some dissident. Lumpen elements him
shouting hosannas. It is not good.
- Yeah, I realized it means Christ. And what was his dissent?
- Well, he opposed the formalism and dogmatism.
- Clear, voluntarist!
- Well, sort of. Public-spirited Judas reported where it is necessary, Christ tied,
stuck in the monkey, decided to make a show trial.
- That is the publicity they had!
- Controlled. Annas and Caiaphas gathered plenum began to decide how
fight the alien phenomena. Crucify dissident their powers not
was the sanction was needed from the center, so they went to the second Secretary
Pontius Pilate. Say, let's crucify this dissident and we nastuchit,
you failed to work with local staff.
- Yes, these bais in the union republics ever since ... Well even though asked.
Well, then what?
- Pontius Pilate said to them, do not hang up on me its dissidents, go to
Jewish predispolkoma Herod, he was the executive branch, even
solves. Went to Herod, the excuses, say not my jurisdiction and
in general I won Herodias worse Galina Brezhnev behaved, and here you
yet.
- Wow, like all other people!
- The fact and meaning. Well, let's go back to Pilate, who gave the last sanction,
but with reservations, as usual: "I wash my hands, at your own risk, I
write memo, excesses on the ground, and so on. d. "And Christ was crucified.
- Well, now it's clear!
- Well, thank God!
- No, wait, it is not clear!
- What is not clear?
- How can it be that the first secretary was a Jew? »

Author Igor Yeliseyev