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Searches ... would have to be submitted in writing, on a special form, on Tuesday and Thursday from nine to eleven in the morning, at his residence. To do this it would be necessary to defend the place of the thirty;

... A written request form would include a search query itself, as well as your date of birth, address of residence, place of actual residence, number of children, identification number, passport data. By request, you must paste a color photo (as in passport), not more than three months ago. A written request submitted to the amount of three original copies;

... It should make a written request as:

Criminal record;
The inquiry about absence of debts for utilities, including the inquiry about absence of debts for heating until 2002;
Help psychiatrist and a psychiatrist on capacity;
Registration certificate or military ID;
A written statement of parents, spouses and adult children that they are not against the fact that you applied for a search on the Internet. If you have minor children, the necessary permits decision the board of trustees;
The conclusion of the expert committee of the Ministry of Interior that your request can not lead to the disclosure of state secrets (documents are accepted every third Saturday of odd months from 16:00 to 16:30);
The conclusion of the regional branch of the National Commission on morality that your request does not contain the mat and pornography (documents at his residence temporarily not accepted for repairs);
Help clinics that you have gone through the routine vaccination and your request to the Internet will not penetrate harmful viruses;
The inquiry about absence of other search requests that are in consideration GP Google;
... Before submitting a request to be paid:

The cost of the search (four hundred and fifty hryvnia);
Insurance premium (eight hryvnia fifty cents);
Compulsory voluntary contribution to the fund «Google Future" (ninety three hryvnia eleven cents, PLEASE DO NOT SURRENDER, we have no COPECKS!);

... The request is accepted for consideration only after the signing of the Supplementary Agreement, according to which you agree not to use the other search services on the Internet within three years from the date of signing the agreement. The agreement is signed in the presence of a notary public (cost notary services - one hundred and fifty hryvnia);

... For the "Extract from the Internet" (the official name of the search results) should occur no earlier than twenty days, having stood another place. Shutter speed you get in printed form (dot matrix printer). Due to lack of funds in the state budget graphics in the search results are not printed;

... If the results do not exist, you must wait another twenty working days, then you can repeat the request;

... If you own a website on the Internet and provide free access to information, according to the Law N666-66 from 38 February 2010, in connection with the necessity of state regulation of the information policy on the Internet, as well as to unify search services and easy access for citizens Ukraine's information on the Internet, you must:

Immediately transfer all the information from your website to the State Enterprise "Ukrainian Google's 3.5-inch diskettes in diameter (floppy only allowed private enterprise" floppy-Google "cost 25 hryvnia per unit);
After confirmation, delete all the information from your website within 5 calendar days.