A bit of black humor

My mother sleeps - she was tired,
 Well, I did not interfere.
 The guest house does not cite,
 Pricked and lie ...

Good to live,
 Those who do not have constipation!
 He was not crying, and laughing,
 Visiting toilet.

What we are waiting for an adventure?
 one is known to God.
 Toilet paper
 Do not forget on the road!

Well in June
 in the villa area to hang himself.
 It is a pity that someone with morning sun
 ranenko will be aired.

Today we came
 necro-pedo-zoophyte.
 Dead small animals
 He brought with him ...