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Egghead, but
A shy young man walks into a bar and sees a very beautiful girl.
Busting himself, he approaches her and offers to buy her a drink.
The girl responds loudly:
- NO! I DO NOT YOU sleep with that night.
The whole bar is looking at them.
The boy flushed sits at his table.
A few minutes later she sits down to him and said quietly:
- I'm sorry to put you in an awkward position.
You see, I'm a psychologist and I study the behavior of people in trouble.
What man loudly replies:
- WHAT? 200 bucks an hour? Yes, you do not deserve MUCH!
Busting himself, he approaches her and offers to buy her a drink.
The girl responds loudly:
- NO! I DO NOT YOU sleep with that night.
The whole bar is looking at them.
The boy flushed sits at his table.
A few minutes later she sits down to him and said quietly:
- I'm sorry to put you in an awkward position.
You see, I'm a psychologist and I study the behavior of people in trouble.
What man loudly replies:
- WHAT? 200 bucks an hour? Yes, you do not deserve MUCH!
