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- Santa, and how many "favorite" apple?
 - Ten! And that's just in the banana. Imagine how many of them in tomato !!!

Pimp prostitutes to "divorce»:
 - For the citizen confused. Who wants to work today? Today outfits: leave the house - 2 people, a banquet in a sauna - 3 people. And a barbecue with Givi Amvrosievich ... (all confused take a step forward), I'll go.

Putin sent Khodorkovsky magazine "Relax" with the program "gear" for the next seven years.

 - There is electricity for nonpayment want to cut down. And I think, the hell it is I surrendered? TV yes the computer to work - it can be a candlelight ...

Give birth by cesarean - Feel like a wolf from Little Red Riding Hood!

Pohitiv with rayonnoy krolikofermy litsenzionnyh krolika and krolchihu, attackers sdelali with them 1OOOOO nezakonnyh kopy.

Promotion of producers of pregnancy tests:
 Exchange positive test for a rattle!