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The best jokes of the week with Anekdot.ru
- Santa, and how many "favorite" apple?
- Ten! And that's just in the banana. Imagine how many of them in tomato !!!
Pimp prostitutes to "divorce»:
- For the citizen confused. Who wants to work today? Today outfits: leave the house - 2 people, a banquet in a sauna - 3 people. And a barbecue with Givi Amvrosievich ... (all confused take a step forward), I'll go.
Putin sent Khodorkovsky magazine "Relax" with the program "gear" for the next seven years.
- There is electricity for nonpayment want to cut down. And I think, the hell it is I surrendered? TV yes the computer to work - it can be a candlelight ...
Give birth by cesarean - Feel like a wolf from Little Red Riding Hood!
Pohitiv with rayonnoy krolikofermy litsenzionnyh krolika and krolchihu, attackers sdelali with them 1OOOOO nezakonnyh kopy.
Promotion of producers of pregnancy tests:
Exchange positive test for a rattle!
- Ten! And that's just in the banana. Imagine how many of them in tomato !!!
Pimp prostitutes to "divorce»:
- For the citizen confused. Who wants to work today? Today outfits: leave the house - 2 people, a banquet in a sauna - 3 people. And a barbecue with Givi Amvrosievich ... (all confused take a step forward), I'll go.
Putin sent Khodorkovsky magazine "Relax" with the program "gear" for the next seven years.
- There is electricity for nonpayment want to cut down. And I think, the hell it is I surrendered? TV yes the computer to work - it can be a candlelight ...
Give birth by cesarean - Feel like a wolf from Little Red Riding Hood!
Pohitiv with rayonnoy krolikofermy litsenzionnyh krolika and krolchihu, attackers sdelali with them 1OOOOO nezakonnyh kopy.
Promotion of producers of pregnancy tests:
Exchange positive test for a rattle!
