A bit sadistic stishkoff

I've got you in the shower,
 You squeals, pleasant to listen to.
 Hervy cuts - like a current,
 Oh, do not like hot water!

Ha floor is a dog,
 Whether he is sleeping, or dead.
 I got him on the tail,
 It turned out - he slept ...

Who on earth all the more boldly,
 All the beautiful and smarter?
 Rhetorical question
 If the barrel looks in the nose!

Hasha Tanya, like, crying - damage type ball.
 No she would figure out fool - Do not drown it in kind.

In my pocket rat
 I found her in the woods.
 She's dead, and bald,
 I carry it home.

It was: a puddle on the porch,
 Familiar profile wheeled bin
 And the fence Dog wrote
 with a wistful smile

And you are silent, I am silent ...
 But do you seriously, I'm kidding ...

Ect zhenschiny in pucckix celenyax
 THEIR babami nezhno zovut:
 clona nA begu octanovyat,
 xobot otopvut and emu ...

If you drink two hundred grams,
 drink a hundred - a matter of honor!

The priest had a dog, he is able to, loved her.
 She ate a piece of meat, he immediately killed her.
 A very important piece of flesh bitten off a treacherous beast.
 And without this piece of pop is now not marry.

I verify the truth, in fact -
 not drinking live longer.
 I tried not to drink a week
 it seemed to me - lived for a year.

I slapped him on the fact that it
 And then, that was then and buried ...
 Today, with us you do not drink,
 Tomorrow homeland Change!

Nice to have never met a man I:
 Oster, charming, very intelligent
 And every morning, for no reason
 From the mirror he smiles at me!

Sent by Zidane