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How to take a shower, being a woman:
 1. Remove clothing and put it into the corresponding basket of dirty laundry (white with white, color with color)
 2. Go to the bathroom in a peignoir. Faced with her husband or another nervously to cover every part of the body bare and go to the run.
 3. Look in the mirror and stuck out his belly to the opportunity to complain and pohnykat about his appearance.
 4. Stand in the shower. Search sponge for face, hand sponge, sponge for feet, a large sponge and pumice.
 5. For the first time wash the hair with shampoo "Four in One" Garnier laboratories with vosmyudesyatyu three vitamins.
 6. Re-wash your hair with shampoo "Four in One" Garnier laboratories with vosmyudesyatyu three vitamins.
 7. Use Balsam conditioner Garnier laboratories. Within 15 minutes, do not rinse it with hair.
 8. Clean the face with a mask made of egg, mixed with pureed apricots. Clean for 10 minutes, or until light stimulation.
 9. Rinse Conditioner (this operation must take at least 15 minutes to be sure to washed hair)
 10. Shave armpits and legs. Posomnevatsya, should not Throw "a swimsuit," but, in the end, satisfied with the epilation wax.
 11. Scream all you want, with all the urine when your husband or boyfriend comprises water in some other place. 12. Turn off shower.
 13. Clean all parts wet shower. Drizzle antibacterial spray shower tray.
 14. Get out of shower. Dry with a bath towel the size of two of France. Hair wrap a second towel.
 15. Inspect every part of your body for the presence of a pimple. In case of need to attack it with tweezers or nail-epilation.
 16. Back in the room, wrapped in a robe, with his towel over his head.
 17. Faced with a husband or boyfriend nervously to cover every part of the body bare and go into a run toward the bathroom, where to spend half an hour for dressing.

Now, how to take a shower, being a man:
 1. Remove clothing, sat on the edge of the bed. All throw in a bunch.
 2. Go to the bathroom naked. After meeting with his wife or girlfriend, do not forget to stretch before her sense of the lower part of the press, in order to show that you are proud of your gizmo.
 3. Look in the mirror at his wonderful male torso and draw the belly to see if you have inflated the abdominal muscles (the answer - no).
 4. Stand in the shower.
 5. Not to look a sponge, since you it still is not in use.
 6. Wash your face.
 7. Wash your armpits.
 8. Loud spoil the air and marvel at the power and perfect acoustics shower.
 9. Wash the farm and the surrounding area.
 10. Wash your own butt, leaving, of course, the hair on the soap out.
 11. Take no matter what shampoo and wash your hair.
 12. draw back shower curtain and look in the mirror how you look with all that foam on the hair. Then close the curtain.
 13. Not to forget to pee.
 14. substitution.
 15. Get out of shower. Not to notice all that water that spilled on the floor because you closed the curtains bad.
 16. Partially dry off. Of course, leave a shower curtain so that water dripping from it to the floor rather than in the shower tray.
 17. Look in the mirror. Hapryach muscles draw the stomach, etc. 18. Not to rinse behind the shower tray. 19. Leave bathroom included heating and light. 20. Go back to your pile of rags left in the room, simplicity simply with a towel around the torso. After meeting with his wife or girlfriend, to lift the towel and submit his friend in all its glory with a cry, like, "Wow! Look a look at the handsome! "21. Throw wet towel on the bed. Two minutes to dress in his own dirty clothes