Real inscriptions on buses

- Hlopnesh door - die from the mount!

 - 10 minutes of fear and you are at home. The cost of the ride 7 rubles.

 - Please seeds, nuts and bananas to eat with the peel

 - Hush say - then you go!

 - The driver is not an octopus, all at once surrender can not give!

 - Warning to stop in advance, and shout as if you 5 minutes ago it passed!

 - Citizens! Do not slam the door much, it can fall off and drop you on your feet.

 - Stop talking advance and louder, the driver deaf and he needs time to put the prosthesis on the brake.