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Slightly ANEC
The guy working the huntsman.
His wife pilit- "Children are hungry! No money! There is no sense of your work! Ride in the woods, kill somebody, bring meat! »
I do nothing ... gone.
Come on Palyans, and there is a new Russian walk vengeance.
Around the game to shoot nemerenno.
He says, "Guys! You and so all will not eat, give me meat molenko, and the children are hungry, wife nags! »
"And who are you?»
"Yes I am a forester working here.»
"Prove it!»
"Well, I can identify with closed eyes of the beast and how he was killed.»
"Yeah, well ... let's check!»
Blindfolded, bring him to the carcass. He touches it with his hands.
"Moose, shot with buckshot.»
"Well, you give, the truth! Give a glass! »
Vmazat. The following are the carcass, he touches it.
"Protein, killed by small shot.»
"Nifiga! Let another glass! »
So the whole night they walk, he wakes up at home, and the wife is not herself.
Affectionate, kind. He asks her:
"What happened?»
"You did not remember anything?»
"Nope»
"You have brought home in the morning, they gave a pile of meat, even sausage, cheese, whole fridge packed! And then it was not you, too, remember? »
"There.»
"Well ... you went to sleep with me.»
"So what?»
"He put his hand between my legs and all night povtoryal- Hedgehog, killed with an ax!»
It runs a pack of wolves. All the big wolves are serious. Look, in the meadow a herd of cows grazing.
Wolves were delighted with all haste rushed them to the cows.
-Von That my !!! -krichit one wolf.
-And Out that my !!!
And there are serious looks more wolves sobachenka small herd guards:
-Tyaf, Tyaf!
Frightened wolves and threw their heels.
Runs the youngest and hot wolf to the leader and said:
Yes you that the leader ?? What we are such a small sobachenki isugalis ?? Yes, a maximum of what it can do so is kiss my ass !!!
Oo-oh-oh-oh ... And you know what her cold lips?
Man goes on the market. Looks - sitting Dzyadok and sells something wrapped.
- What have you got, my grandfather?
- Duc puncher sell!
- Come on, show!
Santa unfolds pakunok there - a Kalashnikov. A guy:
- Shit-ah, so it's not a punch!
- I do not know! The holes are great does!
His wife pilit- "Children are hungry! No money! There is no sense of your work! Ride in the woods, kill somebody, bring meat! »
I do nothing ... gone.
Come on Palyans, and there is a new Russian walk vengeance.
Around the game to shoot nemerenno.
He says, "Guys! You and so all will not eat, give me meat molenko, and the children are hungry, wife nags! »
"And who are you?»
"Yes I am a forester working here.»
"Prove it!»
"Well, I can identify with closed eyes of the beast and how he was killed.»
"Yeah, well ... let's check!»
Blindfolded, bring him to the carcass. He touches it with his hands.
"Moose, shot with buckshot.»
"Well, you give, the truth! Give a glass! »
Vmazat. The following are the carcass, he touches it.
"Protein, killed by small shot.»
"Nifiga! Let another glass! »
So the whole night they walk, he wakes up at home, and the wife is not herself.
Affectionate, kind. He asks her:
"What happened?»
"You did not remember anything?»
"Nope»
"You have brought home in the morning, they gave a pile of meat, even sausage, cheese, whole fridge packed! And then it was not you, too, remember? »
"There.»
"Well ... you went to sleep with me.»
"So what?»
"He put his hand between my legs and all night povtoryal- Hedgehog, killed with an ax!»
It runs a pack of wolves. All the big wolves are serious. Look, in the meadow a herd of cows grazing.
Wolves were delighted with all haste rushed them to the cows.
-Von That my !!! -krichit one wolf.
-And Out that my !!!
And there are serious looks more wolves sobachenka small herd guards:
-Tyaf, Tyaf!
Frightened wolves and threw their heels.
Runs the youngest and hot wolf to the leader and said:
Yes you that the leader ?? What we are such a small sobachenki isugalis ?? Yes, a maximum of what it can do so is kiss my ass !!!
Oo-oh-oh-oh ... And you know what her cold lips?
Man goes on the market. Looks - sitting Dzyadok and sells something wrapped.
- What have you got, my grandfather?
- Duc puncher sell!
- Come on, show!
Santa unfolds pakunok there - a Kalashnikov. A guy:
- Shit-ah, so it's not a punch!
- I do not know! The holes are great does!
