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The phone rings. Little Johnny picks up:
 - Ale?
 No, Mary can not come, her mouth busy.
When I finished, she will call you back. She hangs up and explains ohrenevshy parents:
 - Do not got there.

The work does not go well, something went wrong.
Slip. Seized. Rolls over.
 The engine is warmed. It was the extra chips.
 And then - oh, miracle! - It was past.
 And immediately ceased not stick, slip, seizing, off-scale, warm, giving the chip.
 Work stopped completely.

 - Adam, why are you so podzno back? With whom did you spend the evening?
 - Well, what do you make up? For us, Eve, in paradise only two.
 But when Adam falls asleep, Eve, just in case recounts his ribs.